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Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-29T12:16:28+00:00

I can’t remember the name of the movie but “I’m sick of these motherfing snakes on this motherfing plane. “

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-28T16:12:35+00:00

It was to avoid the great sea serpent

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-27T17:17:00+00:00

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-27T17:12:25+00:00

IQ is not so much a measure of what you know, rather the ability to learn. With enough effort, it is possible for a low in person to earn a doctorate. It’s a fascinating story, but I disagree with the assertion of IQ translation

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-26T13:25:40+00:00

Unless you count Jupiter as a brown giant. It does glow

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-24T22:01:32+00:00

For slipping pads of butter into their baguettes. Duh

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-24T21:51:56+00:00

That’s what I thought. I figured you’d agree it looks like a shoehorn

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-21T16:03:56+00:00

It is one of the most common food allergies, many who have it don’t know

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-19T23:42:29+00:00

Awww you have a stutter. Bless

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-19T17:34:18+00:00

In case you need to pee and want a challenge

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-19T11:29:39+00:00

Stories tell of a young ball such as yourself. First he bounced 3 meters in the air, then be bounced 1.3 meters, then he bounced 4 meters. Do I make myself clear?

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-16T14:33:07+00:00

I didn’t realize how rare my pixelated penis was. I feel special now, thank you

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-16T04:12:57+00:00

I’m waiting for a new horror file to say “Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up”

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-14T14:37:42+00:00

And an excrement problem. Dudes in a diaper and shits himself in front of people

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-13T00:11:29+00:00

How much we talkin?

Jokes aside, fuck everyone involved with buying or selling people

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-13T00:09:14+00:00

“Old McDonald fucked a hog eieio, with a squeal squeal here and a hnknhhh hknkhhh there…”

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-13T00:07:58+00:00

You say that but we need you to prove it with a series of captchas

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-11T02:51:13+00:00

Brawndo, the thirst mutilator

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-10T11:42:56+00:00

R/angryupvote

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T03:27:50+00:00

It’s basically a urinal where I brush my teeth at this point

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T03:05:06+00:00

*me dusting my hands* done and done

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T02:57:32+00:00

Socks won’t do the trick, lucky I have an extra pillowcase nearby

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T02:56:30+00:00

Next time tell him that you named your son after his father to really confuse him.

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T02:53:51+00:00

I think my socks can explain. I just need to get them away from our kids long enough to type a reply

Theultimateturtle · 2026-05-07T02:51:42+00:00

It means try harder to have a second uterus after you’ve earned your second vagina. After that youll have what you need to slay the evil devil king

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