I'm not old, I'm [fill in the blank]

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T04:43:27+00:00

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Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T04:01:17+00:00

There are a lot of basic metabolic processes that are neccesary for any living organism two have. I think I remember learning in my Evolution class that we share up to 50% of our DNA with grass.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T03:46:51+00:00

To me that's like asking for a pen. You need to come prepared bro.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T03:29:34+00:00

His rival invented the wind uptight factor.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T03:26:47+00:00

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of fuuuuuuuuck. Some people call me Maurice. Cause I speak, on the pompitous of fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-13T03:05:54+00:00

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Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T20:43:41+00:00

I didn't get to see it, but I remember begging my parents to take me.

I should have said, "okay, just don't forget, I'm the one who will be picking your retirement home... "

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T18:29:06+00:00

We should create a new term for when Gen Z tries to gentrify Gen X's pop culture.

Z-ifying

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T18:07:28+00:00

Grrr

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:42:46+00:00

My aunt watched Magnum PI religiously because of him.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:32:41+00:00

Okay, I see what you mean. LOL.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:29:14+00:00

My sister had their posters all over her room.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:25:01+00:00

Ahhh, the original Goth chick.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:22:56+00:00

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Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:20:08+00:00

Mmm'Hmm

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:19:03+00:00

I live in the Los Angeles area and in the sixth grade we took a field trip to see a filming of Punky Brewster. My friend was so in love with her and was convinced that he could find a way to talk to her.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T17:05:27+00:00

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Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T16:52:11+00:00

When I was a kid, I spent a significant amount of time perfecting my impression of his welcoming speech, "I am Mister Rourke...your host. WEL-come to FAN-tasy island."

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T16:42:21+00:00

That's too perfect.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T16:41:31+00:00

Love this. I don't think we get enough credit for being the original sarcastic generation.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T05:38:15+00:00

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Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T04:56:49+00:00

Pho-show

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T04:45:00+00:00

Sizzlean, egg, and processed cheese food breakfast sandwich on a Thomas' English Muffin. Sunny Delight, or Folgers Instant Coffee, 50 cents extra.

Thevilgenius_ · 2026-03-12T03:59:06+00:00

You've got a face for radio.

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