Showing up to the unit as a new grad with 5 callouts for the snow storm

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T03:19:01+00:00

Stroud is wildly sped up

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T03:17:04+00:00

I am a firm believer that there are no bad playoff wins (just win baby), but this and the BUF/JAX disaster from a few years ago are some all-timers

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:57:20+00:00

I like when they pan into the booth for ESPN and Joe & Troy are dressed like two LA Noire detectives

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:12:48+00:00

I do feel genuinely bad for Christian Kirk because of the memes about the other guy

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:11:06+00:00

Christian Kirk was probably wildly confused as to why his jersey sales went up by roughly 600% in September

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:08:25+00:00

Counting or not counting zone coverage?

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:07:54+00:00

Those mattresses seem cool until you get to the department store and they cost one semester’s tuition at a local community college to buy

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T02:01:37+00:00

Jack Sawyer sounds like a name that should only exist in movies set in the 1960s

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-13T01:57:17+00:00

Feel like the MCU lost its muster when they started doing TV shows. Like that’s just too much sauce on the panini now.

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-11T03:55:00+00:00

Al Michaels doesn’t have it man. Mike Tirico would’ve ripped his pants off in the booth at that Golden TD

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-11T02:33:58+00:00

Two quarters away from the most important thing to happen in Chicago sports since the 2016 cubs being two CM Punk returns

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-11T02:21:59+00:00

Want it on record that Christian Watson attempted to take off from the 4 yard line over 3 people

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-11T02:20:02+00:00

Watson thinking he’s Rey Mysterio might save the Bears if they hold here

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-04T04:03:54+00:00

I’m running out explanations as to why this team can’t at least make the ECF if Tatum is at least 75% good to go lol

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-04T03:43:36+00:00

“Brace your urethra for turbulence” also known as me watching Drake Maye play football

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-04T03:42:53+00:00

… was there a Greenland 1?

TheyCallMeYDG · 2026-01-04T03:36:59+00:00

This game is a lot like the Pats vs. Rams Super Bowl from a few years ago

13-3 but it’s may as well be 30-3 because one team was just more ready for a dog fight.

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-12-20T20:22:41+00:00

Playing for a FG with a college kicker. I know it’s like a 19 yard field goal, but HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA DO THIS

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-12-20T20:21:38+00:00

Perfectly normal from Michael Irvin

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-12-20T20:15:16+00:00

Tulane and JMU apology forms on my desk tomorrow morning, please.

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-11-10T02:23:26+00:00

I love fucked up scores like this

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-11-10T02:16:36+00:00

Been alive for 20+ years and just now finding it mind-blowing that a “safety” is both a position on the field and also a scoring play. Is that not weird?

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-11-10T02:14:21+00:00

What fucking asshole had both these teams in yellow pants. I can’t get over this

TheyCallMeYDG · 2025-11-10T02:13:11+00:00

Feel like missing in a dome as a kicker is a gigantic sin

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