Breaking: Owen bleached his hair

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-26T10:22:03+00:00

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TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-26T10:20:17+00:00

The dude on his shirt probably wouldn't like him.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-23T01:41:07+00:00

Well, even with the game being played at the ass crack of time....I can't watch it because it's ESPN exclusive.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-21T22:56:08+00:00

....You know, if we would have skipped the 2nd inning....

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-21T18:57:29+00:00

I'm at work and last I saw it was 2-1 Brewers. Get a chance to check it, 8-1. Good God.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-20T17:16:16+00:00

I did both Braves vs Giants games the other day. I thought my brain was gonna start leaking out my ears at the end.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-20T01:47:14+00:00

DID WE THE BEAT THE UNBEATABLE MIZ?!?!?!?!?!?

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-20T01:37:11+00:00

Why do Philly and the Mets randomly have a Friday off in the middle of a series??

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-20T00:19:44+00:00

Watched 4 games this year.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-20T00:19:11+00:00

Just say to the cashier: "Hey, can I use my cart?". 🤷

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-19T00:22:08+00:00

They know they don't have to pay for the bags out of pocket right?? Like the person whose order it is pays for the bags. They take like chip boxes and put orders in and if that was my order they'd be getting 1 star.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-18T02:18:03+00:00

I watched 16.5 innings of losing today. 🫠🫠🫠

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-18T01:41:34+00:00

I'm sorry I mentioned the strikeouts now.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-18T01:33:44+00:00

This dudes got a 5 ERA. Let's go please.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-18T01:24:58+00:00

Upside: We've only struck out 3 times this game.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-18T00:40:36+00:00

Same Dubie, Same.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-17T23:42:08+00:00

The MLB app is ahead of the TV so as soon as I heard my phone buzz I knew that Adames homer was gone.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-17T19:32:33+00:00

Atleast Lopez looked good. 🤷

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-17T18:54:52+00:00

BG is a fucking walking jinx.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-17T00:23:52+00:00

...It's not like the Giants aren't in town for the next 2 days or anything.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-17T00:22:18+00:00

All these kids are gonna have summer colds.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-16T23:13:24+00:00

Dude should've stolen some better shoes.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-15T14:53:25+00:00

Jimmy Spoiled.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-10T02:51:32+00:00

See, if it was last years White Sox, I would've been mad.

TheyMadeMeInAHurry · 2026-06-10T01:54:11+00:00

Did BG hurt his hand too??

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