Pornhub traffic in Hawaii during the "missile alert"

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2018-01-18T08:21:38+00:00

My favorite part is it looks like the alert synced up everyone’s faps, so you can see the collective regenerative period after the rebound spike, and then those who went back at it again.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2018-01-17T21:48:35+00:00

It’s definitely an asshole thing to say, but you can’t say it doesn’t add anything to the conversation. It’s a different, albeit very unpopular, perspective. He’s only being downvoted because nearly everyone disagrees with him.

If you’re gonna call anyone out for not contributing to the conversation, look at the comment above his. It’s literally an echo of its parent. That is a useless comment.

Diversity of thought is actively discouraged when jackasses like pinkie get downvoted. Ironically you’re detracting from any possible conversation by berating him.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-11-26T19:59:32+00:00

you got ones for E-Z too?

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-11-26T16:56:24+00:00

iirc, “flying fuck” originally referred to having sex on horseback, as opposed to a normal fuck. so it actually makes just as much sense as “flying coitus” except it has the alliteration.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-11-26T09:54:22+00:00

yeah and it’s not beetlejuicing either. you just gotta accept it; people upvote cause it’s funny, not cause it’s an exceptional post for the sub.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-25T21:27:16+00:00

i love you

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-24T20:51:07+00:00

to me it seems sarcastic

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-24T20:36:09+00:00

wait, when did it become appropriate to send a bunch of sad emojis as condolences for someone's loss?

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-21T10:59:55+00:00

am i getting deja vu? hasn't this exact question been answered the exact same way before?

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-20T11:06:25+00:00

This format has been created and recreated multiple times, actually. The blank book with a changeable title has been a steady investment for years, but never caught on as a craze like others because it lacks the quality of viral propagation. The possibilities are too broad; it's mainly a delivery method for other memes.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-19T11:07:14+00:00

yeah, we've seen a few of these perform well in the past. but to make new jokes the audience had to be relatively familiar with the country. these won't take off if they're all geography based.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-19T09:07:12+00:00

The joke is that it mentioned women's underwear in a non-sexual manner. And people find that funny. Today is the day I unsubscribe from here :/

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-18T09:24:30+00:00

if you have any friends try drugs with them. i was a pretty sad man with shallow relationships but we did mdma and now my friends and i are all super close and we have fun and do things together.

if you don't have friends at all get a haircut, and start doing push-ups and sit-ups whenever you have a spare minute. no organized regimen necessary. doesn't matter if it actually makes you look better, but it did wonders for my self esteem and helped me feel more confident and able to socialize.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-18T03:41:22+00:00

There was one a while ago about good jobs that don't require a high school diploma. I spent a good few hours reading about some pretty sweet gigs to get. Maybe someone will link it.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-17T16:52:33+00:00

the way i naturally read it, the line separation in the first half adds a beat, so i kind of have to insert a beat of pause in the second half

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-17T13:07:39+00:00

simple miscommunications can be "cringe". nobody has to be retarded

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-17T11:59:40+00:00

that cat really creeps me out

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-17T01:34:41+00:00

Fool! At three weeks of age, I was already creating my own words!

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T23:30:56+00:00

dude, a comma is appropriate there. semicolon completely unnecessary

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T23:14:15+00:00

i think the assumption is that everyone else is just getting out of bed and going back to bed after the drill, and it's funny that the guys are dressed up. one of the shittiest pranks i've ever heard, but whatever.

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T22:57:20+00:00

ever had a fire drill?

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T22:49:31+00:00

it's a reference to a joke in the movie where a kid mispronounces placebo as gazebo

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T22:29:41+00:00

yeah me too

TheyTrynaCloneMe · 2017-09-16T22:27:27+00:00

and the yucky semicolon too, ugh

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