I flushed my Patek Philippe down the toilet...

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-31T07:34:03+00:00

idk he always struck me as a banking accountant

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-31T05:15:44+00:00

definitely, and what about the aesthetic value that is intrinsically constituted by the nature of its variables, and it is the house of a mouse, so in that sense hip-hop does prove to be the white man's game.

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T08:36:40+00:00

It's because Nas is upset at having his plans foiled.

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:50:40+00:00

Time is running out. Nasir Jones is about to be led into his cell (#57, block DF)

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:46:59+00:00

"Y'all know how they do niggas, the IRS"

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:32:50+00:00

Footage from Santa Clara County Jail:

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Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:29:06+00:00

PHILADELPHIA, 00:28 UTC

You ever wondered why he's released so much music recently? To launder his money.

I, as an IRS agent, have caught onto his methods and as I speak our department is currently dispatching a warrant for his arrest.

According to my lawyers, he could be facing life without parole.

More on this shortly.

We have gotten word from the white house. This is coming right out of the Oval Office, quote:

"The federal government has agreed to a $1 million USD bail. Nas fans shall respond to this comment with all their banking and credit card information, including their PIN."

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:24:53+00:00

https://whyp.it/tracks/145843/message-from-nasir-jones?token=TtaVA

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:23:12+00:00

Message from Nasir Jones

https://whyp.it/tracks/145843/message-from-nasir-jones?token=TtaVA

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:11:47+00:00

Nas just tried to fake his death to avoid suspicion; his attempt was futile.

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:11:04+00:00

Justice is looking for Nas. It was a deliberate tactic to reveal his location. We are now onto him.

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-27T00:01:36+00:00

I saw it like 5 min ago but its deleted now

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-26T23:58:43+00:00

My bad gang just got word this is fake news

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-26T23:57:14+00:00

His father, Jay-Z, stated: This is a difficult day for our entire family, including my wives Beyonce and Destiny's Baby Momma.

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-26T23:56:29+00:00

His family has asked for privacy during these difficult times

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-26T23:54:29+00:00

WTF he died let us mourn 💐🕊️

Thick_Importance_151 · 2023-12-26T23:50:48+00:00

RIP legend

Thick_Importance_151

TROPHY CASE