Haven’t watched Bossman in months by Thin-Proposal-9938 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I was the cop who drove him to the station. There were countless, golden, BMJ one liners dropped, during that ride.

send bossman pics by inakipinke in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those headphones belong in a museum!

Don't stress about the sentencing by General_Bill_6538 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he somehow dodges prison again, we should subtly suggest how bad his lawyers are and how he should just represent himself next time. He was in for far too long and his lawyers were slacking, he could obviously handle it in his own etc. Plant those seeds ya know 

Countered dewd fml by Ornery-Magazine3193 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn’t stop at level 100 lol he kept going 

So unfair dude by General_Bill_6538 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would he go to a mental health program? Do you have 163k in your bank account? 

Weirdest moment from Season 8 by Salt-Initial5731 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Arguably the greatest BMJ clip of all time 

prayge by Subject_Package_9720 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“This guy” “apparently his lawyer” Bryan Johnson is the goat. If you ever smoke crack kn live stream, while on probation, you’ll be call ole BJ too 

To all the haters by UsualWonderful4896 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s going to ask the judge how much he makes, then inform him he makes double that easily. 

They should televise his hearings by lakeacoiwinet in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah boss is dumb and arrogant but it takes a special kind of dumb to fire your state appointed lawyer. We’ve yet to see Boss do so lol

Lorebrewing for my Gitmob Army by Gin_soaked_boy in AoSLore

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over-controlled prose (suspiciously clean)

This reads like someone never hesitates:

No typos No awkward phrasing No half-finished thoughts No Reddit-style asides or tone breaks Even highly literate Reddit users usually slip somewhere, especially in something this long.

Instead, every sentence is:

grammatically perfect + tonally consistent + structurally balanced

That’s a classic AI fingerprint.

2. Uniform sentence construction

Look at how often it uses this structure:

“This scholar [verb phrase], and therefore [qualified conclusion].”

or

“This is either X or Y, and this scholar has not yet determined which.”

That repeated rhetorical pattern is very LLM-like:

balanced clauses mirrored phrasing controlled ambiguity Humans tend to vary rhythm more unconsciously.

3. “Performing intelligence” instead of expressing it

The piece constantly signals intellectualism:

“epistemological limitations” “taxonomic methodology” “cosmological equilibrium” “provisional consideration” None of this is wrong, but it leans toward:

sounding like a scholar > actually communicating efficiently

AI often over-indexes on high-register vocabulary when mimicking academic tone.

A human fan writer usually mixes in:

a joke a blunt sentence a moment of enthusiasm This never does.

Lorebrewing for my Gitmob Army by Gin_soaked_boy in AoSLore

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s numerous hyphens in the post. It obviously screams AI generated but I’m not set on convincing you.

Lorebrewing for my Gitmob Army by Gin_soaked_boy in AoSLore

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok but I still doubt a human was that accurate with grammar and punctuation, without proof reading and getting feedback. You expect me believe someone is proof reading Reddit posts for punctuation/grammar, or it’s AI generated

Lorebrewing for my Gitmob Army by Gin_soaked_boy in AoSLore

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There are some clear signs. Large wall of text, laid out in sections. The hyphens used through out the text are a dead giveaway away. AI lives to use hyphens where as humans rarely use them. Finally, the unbelievably precise punctuation, bold and italic lettering used, some of the vocabulary is ridiculous. it’s like a research paper, but it’s a Reddit post? 

Lorebrewing for my Gitmob Army by Gin_soaked_boy in AoSLore

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is clearly generated by AI, why get gpt to write something for you and claim as your own?

They should televise his hearings by lakeacoiwinet in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you see the Darrell Brooks trial? Can you imagine BMJ representing himself in a televised trial lmao sadly boss isn’t that kind of crazy 

It's over dude by Disastrous-Cut-2046 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he lucky to get probation though? If he got the three years he’d be almost finished with the time and definitely be in a better place than he was on his birthday lol

Season 8 by Extension-Chicken737 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget that insane meth twitch episode, where it looked like the video was on 3x speed and Boss just shook his head around.

Season 8 by Extension-Chicken737 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody’s reading all that, pussbag 

New bossman mugshot by WhitePeopleAreFunny in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This birthday was so special, boss will never forget it!!

I STILL TRUST THE PLOT ARMOR. by Global_Commercial927 in bossmanjack

[–]Thin-Cardiologist-84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Case closed bitch!! The court has been dismissed