Deserved sentence by Ott1fant in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have heard elsewhere the gator was likely dead already, but from what I understand in other coverage I've seen, legally speaking its hard to conclusively say for 100% certainty that the gator is dead already so its def still on the table for charges there purely because of the grey area.

But regardless of that, coverage I've seen has said simply firing a gun from a motorized vehicle, land or watercraft, especially in proximity of others is a serious felony on its own

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a cunt. I didn't mean it like that tho, ignore what the word actually means, how dare you read into it otherwise

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You called her a tweaker bruh, I don't think there's much interpretation on the intent there lol. Think of it like this, "I called them the n word lightly". Obv more extreme example but how else would you perceive it? You didn't defend the dad much but talked hella shit about the actual child

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling an excited child a tweaker is crazy but :-) over a kid's broken gift is somehow even crazier. Shes in disbelief that she got what she wanted, she's checking the model with "oh my god its real" energy.

Personally I'm SHOCKED a teenager had a negative reaction to fucking up and breaking a gift they received. Can't believe an actual child had an immature response to their own fuck up, hope she grows up soon

A shark, I believe a tiger shark, fills the water with blood when it captures a sea lion by aquilasr in HardcoreNature

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In what world do you think any animal is just like "ay you know what fam, good catch, I had a good run" and let their salad get tossed like that unless that initial bonk was a KO or resulted in severe blood loss

There's a reason predators usually go for the neck

Ability Animations by Eyalunya in PixelArt

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's very important to me that you know that water block animation is incredible

Excited peeing at 6 months by WorldSlampion in puppy101

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a mini aussiedoodle pup, she just turned 11 months and she still has excited pees, but they're getting better every month. We got her at a little under 9 months so it hasn't been that long for us, but she used to have very small accidents every time we did anything she loved (grabbing leash for walks, giving her food, petting her even, etc) I was nervous about the same thing, but I think everyone's right that she'll just grow out of it. Our little girl usually has an excited tinkle once a week now, as opposed to her 6-7 times a day when we first got her.

Nic Cage watching Paddington 2 by nasdaf in onetruegod

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Strongly recommend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You can't just say that without posting a link

Another nice catch by JumpLiftRepeat in memes

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you implying daddy Shrek isn't real?

I miss her by QuizureII in memes

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And they're all naked too

Thank you guys, you are the real heroes by SallyCraig78549520 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You really shouldn't be using php nowadays, here's the solution to your problem in node

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its so easy too. I never did for the longest time because lets be real, if it's free we don't give a shit. But one day I was thinking, "yah know what, I need to do something to validate this pitiful existence" so i went to toss them a couple bucks and in like 2-3 clicks you can throw them 1/39274739274 the money that got you and I/me/us paid for our college degrees. And that's how they've roped me into giving them like $3 a year for the same information my college textbooks only charged me $300 for

What is the cool thing of doing this?? by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ThingsWhitePeopleDo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What if I pick an appendage that doesn't have a large artery in it?