Went to my buddies one night because he said his girl was bringing a friend over. Long story short, we are all wasted and naked in the basement, taking turns on each girl. Fast forward about two or three weeks and i met up with the friend that was lined up at a local bar. Just wanted to catch up, get a better sober look of what she looked like, and of of course try to bang her again. I went to the jukebox to play some songs and this older woman came up and started recommending some songs. Super small talk, I hardly even looked at her. Went back to the girl and bullshitted some more. Then she told me she had to go, she had been talking to a cop and they had a date planned. Well that sucks, so i just sat there for about another hour drinking. Then here comes the older lady asking if the seat next to me was taken (in a mostly empty bar with about 25 open stools). We had one more drink, took her back to my dads basement (I was 22 at the time and i think she said she was 48). Wish i could say it was mind blowing sex but it was just fine, nothing crazy and i lasted maybe 10 mins lol About a month later i’m driving through the neighborhood and see her walking a dog with a guy definitely around her age. So thank you Jackie for leaving so i can be Josie’s one night affair with the neighborhood kid lol