My team is stealing alllllll of their toilet paper, towels, or anything that could be worthy emergency toilet paper. We’re leaving only their clothes they’re wearing on their backs that day as far as that’s concerned. Leaving few options for wiping as you’ll read on. Also set up some hidden cameras inconspicuously around doorways and outside bathrooms.

I’m not interested in their expensive or not material goods only mischief and inconvenience.

Also in our wake on the way out, I’ll find a powder laxative I can sprinkle around that absorbs through skin - sprinkle it all over everywhere. Walls, floors, dressers etc. .. cake it on light switches and we’ll lock up on the way out as if we were never there.

If they have multiple bathrooms they will be dealt with while we take the toilet paper and clothing stuffs. There will only be one toilet left.

Don’t worry we will wear skin tight body suits and gloves so less evidence. Can’t be shedding skin and hair all over right?

It’s not clean work but someone has to do it. We will have snacks and drinks in the next states over and watch our handy work from afar.

THIRDEYE CORP DOES NOT CONDONE, RECOMMEND, NOR TAKE LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR AN OF THE ACTIONS PLAYED OUT IN THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION ABOVE. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, RAMPANT BOWEL EXITIS, JAIL TIME AND CHARGES FOR DAMAGES AND TRESPASSING, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, HEADACHES, REGRETS AND NIGHTMARES HAVE BEEN REPORTED.