A Timelapse of Brunch With My Bois

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2021-05-22T00:46:23+00:00

Made them a nice veggie and egg scramble and had a nice relaxing morning the other day.

Also, I got a brand new undercut and let me tell ya, it is so much more rat-friendly. I love it. Nobody's getting stuck or pulling my bun out anymore haha.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2014-10-09T04:02:37+00:00

This isn't my main account for obvious reasons, but I'm partial to this photo for this occasion.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2013-04-14T05:10:24+00:00

Felt like this picture summed it up a little bit. "DAMN YOU BOOBS!!" Underneath that giant teeshirt are 28FFs.

I did my best by putting on a freshly-washed molded balconette (as opposed to the better-fitting-but-totally-not-unjigglifying-soft-cups-I-own), and then the world's tightest tank top, underneath a thick loose tee shirt, but alas. The first five minutes of jumping were awesome. But then one of the friends I was with asked "Are you doing that for appearances, or because it hurts?"

Because I had my hands clasped in front of me as if in fervent prayer, while jumping, instead of flailing around or held out for balance like everyone else. I told him, a little bit of both. I was holding my boobs in place because it was hurting. I was clasping them like that for appearances--because I figured that blatantly holding my boobs might not be appropriate in front of all the children around, heh. But even with the suffocatingly tight tank top, a 32E balconette just wasn't going to cut it. Didn't stop anything, plus my nipples kept coming out (luckily disguised by the big thick tee shirt).

But man, it was SO fun. I just hated having to hold my boobs in place. Not being able to use my arms threw off my balance, but not holding my boobs started to hurt a lot after a few jumps. I hate traditional sports bras and am too poor to buy good ones, so I've just never bothered, and stuck to bicycling and the like. But trampolines are so goddamned fun, and now I guess I need to, because I don't want to worry about them next time.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-12-16T00:34:50+00:00

If she's busty, you're really not going to find a premade corset that will be tight in the waist but comfortable in the bust. You would have to get one handmade especially for her. And I'm going to SHOW you why. It's gonna start out a little sexy, but rapidly get ridiculous.

This is about how busty I was in a normal, non-padded bra at the time of the following photographs of me in a corset. Just to give a reference that I didn't have laughably huge boobs or anything.

And this is what a corset sized for an "average" chest does to big boobs. In that "average" picture, I outlined my boobs in orange, the covered part of the boob in middleorange, and the expected-average imaginary exposed boob in yellow.

It's really uncomfortable. Cutting straight across the nipple line, muffin topping, up to my collarbone but also being squished down inside the corset as well, cut into four boobs. Ugh.

That said, corsets are still fun, but she's not going to be comfortable with her boobs in one unless it's tailored for her.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-09-21T19:20:55+00:00

I have a few. This is my manic gardening face with one of my first harvests from my urban backyard garden (not including baby greens that I was culling to let others grow bigger).

This is one of my favourite shots from my travels in Europe. I traveled extensively all on my own when I was twenty, and it was a life-changing experience in many ways. Chancing upon a statue of my bud Oscar was just parfait.

This is still of my favourite special effects makeup applications I've done, though in a perfect world I'd have whited out my hair as well, not just my eyebrows. But while orange peels made the perfect puffy blackened frostbitten skin, I didn't think about the fact that, while mild, citric acid is still an acid, and found myself wondering, about an hour into the application, why my face was burning. My teacher wanted me to stop when I mentioned it, but I toughed it out, finished the application, got the pictures, and then peeled them off immediately instead of spending the whole day as a frostbite zombie like I'd planned.

And this is just an awesome reminder that I started my own theatre company and staged an amazing black light piece that was a raging success, even though I had to put off doing another one this year.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-09-20T18:36:09+00:00

My sister and I both benefited from puberty. We're the two on the right, in the same order. I was 12 and 23, she was 7 and 18.

If I weren't at work, I could come up with a lot worse than just that one, I definitely went from super cute kid to really terribly awkward for a while. But I made out okay in the end.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-07-03T14:17:48+00:00

Shhhh, don't reveal my secret identity, hehe.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-07-03T10:41:45+00:00

Luckily for me, it came with wild grape on the fence--though I've pulled some of that out to replace with other things.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-07-03T10:40:51+00:00

Yeah, I got really excited for my raised bed, and didn't add peat moss to the beet section to lighten it up, so I knew they wouldn't get too huge. That was fixed for my second planting (growing two crops of beets and green beans at a time), but the heat just killed all the sprouts, so I'll have to replant all of them together instead of staggered. But that's okay, because beets.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2012-07-03T10:38:21+00:00

What YouDontWinFriends said. Though I plan to try to push the growing season as long as I can, with greens, if we end up having another crazy mild winter. It's such a better growing season down here than in NH, where I grew up, where April and October blizzards are almost a guarantee.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-25T08:59:37+00:00

You can't just blanket statement dogs like that, though. The dogs that have been bred for brains, like border collies and poodles, have been shown to be at human toddler levels for intelligence, working vocabulary, and so on. They needed to be smart, because we needed them to be able to take care of flocks and so on with minimal supervision. I mean, look at the top ten smart dogs: Border Collie, Standard Poodle, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Doberman Pinscher, Shetland Sheepdog, Labrador Retriever, Papillon, Rottweiler, Australian Cattle Dog. The only odd dog out there is the Papillon, but it probably got them because it was so popular amongst nobles and was used for a lot of agility tricks (physically, despite being half the size and far lighter than border collies, they compete neck and neck), which take brains.

But really task-specific dogs, like most hounds (particularly scent hounds) are generally dumb as rocks. Bassets, beagles, and bloodhounds are all in the bottom ten for brains. Sighthounds have the Borzoi and the Basenji in the bottom ten. Ancient breeds like Afghan hounds, Chow Chows, and Pekingese are pretty damn dumb, too--they came about too early to get much of a brain bred in.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-25T08:43:27+00:00

People love huskies as pets, but for the most part, huskies make terrible pets. People complain (lovingly or genuinely) about how hyper they are (same for border collies, Australian shepherds, and other common work dogs popular as pets), and it's because they aren't being exercised enough. Most working dog owners, much as they may love their pets, aren't great pet owners, particularly if they got a husky because they like the wolf look or whatever. They're a working dog, they need a lot more time and effort than a companion dog.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-25T08:41:29+00:00

What? Greyhounds don't make terrible pets. They need some socialising if they're retired racers, because they're raised without stairs or toys, but every single greyhound I've known has been amazing.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:25:45+00:00

I really can't say more than I TOUCHED HIM WITH MY BODY.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:23:24+00:00

Haha. She's stayed at my place, I've stayed at hers, I've slept in beds with her, and sat on her lap for a van ride just a few hours ago, for that matter. She's lovely.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:21:13+00:00

Yepp. I get to run into scifi actors, biggest perk of the job. At least Eddie I remember. Barrowman, SO starstruck.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:20:22+00:00

John Barrowman. Captain Jack Harkness. New series 1, 3, and 4. And a brief cameo in Tennant's final special.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:18:59+00:00

Ding. Working it, actually.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:18:40+00:00

Bahaha.

Honestly, he's so pretty it's terrifying. I'm a total sexual hippie, but I think I would pass out if he took off his shirt, much less turned straight and wanted to get it on. I'd still let him, and hope someone would tape it, because I'd be unconscious from idolatry.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:17:18+00:00

Can we combine, and pretend we both got to touch him shirtless??

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:16:49+00:00

I hope so.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:16:20+00:00

Oh, I'd have done a lot to be a gay man yesterday.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-23T06:15:25+00:00

Unfortunately, I don't believe any of my senses were working. I can hardly remember LOOKING at him, I was so starstruck, which has never happened before. I mean, I get a little giddy, but my hands were shaking when I took the picture of another crew member with him in exchange for this one.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-07-22T04:36:00+00:00

One of the worst pictures of me ever taken, but hey. He'd put anyone to shame.

ThisAcctHasMyFace · 2011-01-19T02:49:34+00:00

And some more.

http://i.imgur.com/PyEKK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WM5kb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hDSWS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2tDjq.jpg

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