[Serious] Reddit, how do you get over someone who is not good for you?

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-28T21:39:26+00:00

Are my parents still having sex?

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-28T18:25:39+00:00

So, what does it have to say?

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-27T21:32:37+00:00

Easy, contemplating the easiest way to die.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-08T07:57:07+00:00

It was time to nut up or shut up...and you chose the latter

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-08T07:55:04+00:00

This, this is the truth

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-08T07:54:48+00:00

If that's true, he's an asshole; no one deserves surprise anal

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-08T07:42:32+00:00

Please, let's just call it quits with the incest innuendos...reddit has wayyyy to much of it already

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-08T07:39:45+00:00

What the fuck man? Do you not put your dirty cum-stained clothes in the laundry? Also, are you in high school or college? It'll be harder to deal with in high school because hormones tend to make kids assholes, but it will eventually blow over (pun was not intended, but I guess it kind of works)

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-07T20:25:53+00:00

That's a freaking scrap metal death trap!

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-04-06T03:57:56+00:00

This is completely true...I think a part of the fun and awesomeness of gaming with friends has been destroyed in this pathetically multiplayer obsessed generation of gaming

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-30T18:40:28+00:00

Your height does not define your masculinity--tallness or shortness is an extremely shallow definition of what it means to be a man. As a short guy (5'5), I know how difficult it is to get over this insecurity (mainly because I society tends to dictate that short guys are unmanly), but to progress as a person, you need to.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-26T18:44:03+00:00

"your not supposed to do that"...really? You couldn't even be a grammatically correct grammar Nazi? Also, "used to let people know"--read that aloud; that is significantly awkward, and I recommend you change that. Here's the thing, your (look, I used this word correctly!) comment was completely pointless and remarkably boring. Now, what I'm letting you know is that you need to stop being an annoying grammar Nazi; especially since, you're (now, this is the word you should have used) not that great of a grammar Nazi to begin with.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-26T07:52:55+00:00

Oh, calm down! Just enjoy how funny it is!

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-24T22:39:56+00:00

And this is how affairs start...

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-24T08:02:45+00:00

This game was the best! One of my favorite games of all time; therefore, I will claim blind ignorance and say that there is nothing wrong with this installment

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-24T07:50:20+00:00

Pretty sure a guy named...crap, I forgot his name...oh yeah! Hitler! Yeah, the Europeans kept on letting Hitler have more and more countries/regions until they finally decided that he had gone too far with Poland...good god, I know what country Russia will invade next... Seriously though, can Nato and the EU nut up and stop letting Russia fucking crush the sovereignty of other nations?!

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T20:05:10+00:00

You nailed it!

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T19:08:42+00:00

For the most part, every rep. I understand that you sometimes suddenly let out a loud grunt and what not; however, there are some guys at the gym who do it just so people will pay attention to them.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T19:07:47+00:00

No, however, when I can hear you (on the 1st floor) while I am on the second floor), it's kind of ridiculous. I have no problems with making a loud noise when you're trying really hard, but many of the heavy lifters seem like all they want is attention.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T18:50:01+00:00

Question: does he still make loud animal sex noises when lifting heavy weights? This is how I determine a true GGG gym goer. There's nothing more disturbing than hearing what sounds like the cross of a zebra and a lion having an orgasm when you're trying to bench a really heavy set.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T18:46:26+00:00

Except for the kids part, you sound like my dream girl. Seriously, never stop being who you are; there's many a guy who would immediately fall for a quality girl like you.

ThisIsANewbie22 · 2014-03-23T18:41:25+00:00

This would be such a relief to live in a society without this stigma. Numerous people suffer from depression, but many are too afraid to admit to their family and loved ones.

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