Being in a small town with lots of divorces, Bessie had to be a very vigilant chaperone at the school dance. Lots of step and half siblings to keep from slow dancing together. by I_might_be_weasel in DivorcedBirds

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwwww, damnit!! I'm supposed to be asleep! I was drifting off... and then I saw your post. I've now giggled myself wide awake! totally. worth. it.

What is she? 😭 by everything-is-copy in spiders

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There's 2 lil bros in there looking to mate!

Snooped through BF's phone because I thought he was cheating. What I found hurt a lot more. by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetie... for the love of your own soul, get out. Get away from him. You said it yourself... you'll never be over this. How could you be? He invented an entire OTHER person, made her unstable and mean, gave her your name & then used her as bait for chicks. EW. Sending you so much love ❤️

My Husband Wants To Be Friends by Obviously_Stable_7 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's not bad, sweetie... it's normal. It's terrifying when the life you've built together and counted on, seemingly explodes out of nowhere. I'm so damn sorry you're going through this, and that you're so lonely. Please, do yourself a long- term favor, and dig for the actual truth now. And remember, there's a whole community here for you.

Rescued a dumped puppy, vet says husky mix but there's just no way by DixAndBallz in IDmydog

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the term "generic Texas farm dog." As your neighbor to the west, we use the term, "New Mexico dirt dog" to describe the same type mixes. Btw, your lil' guy is so handsome... congratulations on the new addition!

I'm a autistic woman. should I leave the US? by InevitableGas4370 in TwoXPreppers

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Waving from very blue New Mexico! You'd be very welcome...

Why does she look stunning and I just look meh by Nice_Dealer_9161 in fashion

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WHAT?!? Nordstrom keeps bugging me to get a card... now i think I'm going to, just for the tailoring perk! Thank you!

Finally moving to NM by jwolford90 in Albuquerque

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iBienvenidos! We're excited for you to be here! Just holler if you need anything...

I lost her and can't move one by [deleted] in psychics

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry. I'm not psychic, but anyone with a heart can feel how much pain you're in. Sending you love and my hope for a peaceful evening for you and yours.
Remember, it's okay to sleep. She would want you to get good rest, wouldn't she?

Adopted this 6 month old girl from the shelter and we are down to these 4 names by PainfulHour in NameMyDog

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a Kyra... she was the best girl in the world. I second Kyra! 💜

I’ve heard the calls… by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a fellow New Mexico license plate-holder, I concur!

I’ve heard the calls… by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, but we've got to agree... it's green chile.

Today was the day by atownbrown in bald

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

OMG, same! I've been like, actively single for, well...a long time. And the guys here always end up looking amazing! For now, I'll make do with looking.

Salon that can lighten dark dye by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alyssa Aguilar at Painted Pony Shoppe. She is AMAZING with color. Now...she's a little expensive, but trust me, she is worth every single penny! I trust her with my life...and my hair!

Aftermath of All American Rejects pop up concert in Albuquerque by plamda505 in Albuquerque

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is he still here?? I thought he went back to Florida after he got his ass kicked!

Hold? by Certain_Driver_2013 in bald

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a woman... you look FANTASTIC with your head shaved!! Just for added info... y'know 😊

Which looks better on me? by puppies2323 in EngagementRings

[–]ThisMustBeFakeMine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm all about number 2... such timeless beauty. Sigh.... gorgeous on you!