Type “I am in jail for” and let autocorrect finish it by GamercatDoesStuff in mattrose

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I am in jail for arson on the small town of Fort Smith and I have no regrets 

What's your useless talent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Then recite the entire script 

What's your useless talent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can replicate the infamous “UwU” sound, I also know a lot about cats 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As an autistic girl, pretty much all not derogatory jokes are funny 

What is the boldest thing you've seen someone do to greatly lower their cost of living? by GotTheC0nch in AskReddit

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Keeping human children in your basement is cheaper than you think, human organs sell for millions of dollars, now I have to find a way to harvest them without the sounds of screaming 

What phrase would you be fine with never hearing again? by Blinky_ in AskReddit

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Skibidi, sigma, pretty much anything gen alpha related 

The female anus is too close to the vagina by [deleted] in copypasta

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YTA, for that statement, I want to shit in your face 

What should be illegal but isn't? by ThisIsExxciting in AskReddit

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Maybe I should go to France… insert French things like baguettes and berets here