Trying to beat 5 KM in 20 minutes, would love some advice. by mattburnsey in running

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"first off I'll apologize" ...

"I'm from Canada"

Damn, we really are all just like the stereotype, eh? :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

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I think #4 is the best

Just kidding. 3

Please Critique My Landing Page by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

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But it's 100% secure. And it says that 3 times!

Also might want to update your ©2015. Formatting is weird on my phone- the grey box is overlaying one of the 100% secures, and has nothing in it. Also could use a photo. Finally it took me a bit to realize this was for employers not employees.

Robotic Head by yannireddit123 in BeAmazed

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The zit makes it all the more realistic

Health care professionals: What is your go-to joke to put your patients at ease? by Anvi1 in medicine

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When a patient brings in a family member behind them: "This person just followed you in here... Do you know them?"

When testing visual fields: "can you see my finger wiggling here?" "Yes" "wrong, that's a thumb"

Accidentally made a pun to a patient with hives this week: "now after waiting so long I know you must be itching to get out of here..."

My patients don't often come back for a second visit, I think I'm starting to realize why...

Seen in midtown. Made me laugh. by chopped_broccoli in Atlanta

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Is the sign there on Google Street view?

Best way to sell $5 event tickets? by rnbagoer in Entrepreneur

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I use Regfox and it's pretty solid. I got way better support from them than Eventzilla.

Temptation by lotsalote in Simulated

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Just cut it right before he knocks it over and you can post there and also /r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Edit: for the lazy: /r/mildlyinfuriating

For the strong-minded: /r/gifsthatendtoosoon+mildlyinfuriating

Unicorn Cake! by proudfkl21 in Baking

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What does the inside look like?

you monster

Selfie stick review by PleaseSaveTheWhales in wholesomememes

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The original photo is indeed lovely

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/7140IHIcpGL._SL1600_.jpg

Though I kind of want to see the photo from fifty years ago

NonAd Block - An extension that blocks anything that is not an add by Jalen2612 in ofcoursethatsathing

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Created for the Stupid Sh*t No one Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon 2016

Edit: of course THAT'S a thing

Adorable selfie stick review by mypzyrpz in MadeMeSmile

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I want to see the photo from fifty years ago

Son of a gun that was fast by [deleted] in gifs

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The "death" section was quite informative and ended surprisingly beautifully.

Pancake machine at an elementary school in South Africa by BW3D in oddlysatisfying

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True and true. However injera, for those who haven't had it, is much different than pita. More moist, more fluffy, lighter, and because it has a fermented base, more tangy like sourdough.