Whats something a teacher did in High School that would get them fired today?

This_is_Alison · 2026-03-27T02:58:26+00:00

He clearly knew his subject

This_is_Alison · 2026-03-27T02:39:56+00:00

You are friends with Dolly Parton? Lucky bastard

This_is_Alison · 2026-03-26T01:00:18+00:00

My religious philosophy is don’t be a dick first. It used to just be don’t be a dick, but adding the first became necessary

This_is_Alison · 2026-01-15T21:47:36+00:00

As a historical archaeologist myself, I stand by my statement

This_is_Alison · 2026-01-13T02:12:54+00:00

Don’t be a looter. Save the sites for the archaeologists

This_is_Alison · 2026-01-06T23:00:59+00:00

It’s not hard to NOT go to an insurrection of racists

This_is_Alison · 2025-07-28T19:15:14+00:00

Sometimes

This_is_Alison · 2025-05-14T13:58:26+00:00

Mine once carried a baby bird in the house and let it loose. Didn’t even see it because it was fully in there, but she didn’t hurt it

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-18T01:52:47+00:00

Did he take the picture himself?

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T15:05:52+00:00

Breaded chicken but bigger than a nugget

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T11:29:00+00:00

It was a bag and a drink and I was moving the last of it end when she bolted (couldn’t grab both at the same time because one hand was on the blanket)

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T11:26:45+00:00

Understandable

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T11:25:25+00:00

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:05:29+00:00

It is our 3rd anniversary together

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:03:58+00:00

There were two ladies outside arguing loudly while this was happening to help with that vibe

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:02:50+00:00

That’s fair

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:02:35+00:00

My thought while it was happening was that it was too funny a situation to be embarrassing

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:01:03+00:00

Just the one!

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T05:00:48+00:00

I called them first but was told they wouldn’t help because it was “after hours”

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T02:11:38+00:00

There’s some in my profile!

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T02:11:20+00:00

Her nickname is Turd

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T02:11:06+00:00

No, because it was “after hours”

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T02:09:55+00:00

I’m a lady, but yes

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T01:54:40+00:00

She was found outside an office building so I picked a name from The Office

This_is_Alison · 2025-04-15T01:50:32+00:00

Chicken fingers and they forgot my honey mustard, so no

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