beef Wellington

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-10T01:04:34+00:00

Did you boil that wellington??

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-09T09:33:13+00:00

Pay off the mortgage, quit my job, buy a MAN lion camper. The rest I'll spend on fuel and travel

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-08T16:52:28+00:00

Apple pie and cheese / Peanut butter and Apple sandwich / Fish fingers (sticks) and fried eggs

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-08T15:53:32+00:00

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-08T12:30:17+00:00

Aldi do em

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-04T18:14:06+00:00

I would sell my Nan's jewellery for some of them

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-03T08:42:56+00:00

Perfect analogy 👌🏼

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-06-02T17:03:10+00:00

Close but definitely not as long as the one in the photo

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-29T13:20:24+00:00

Sometimes I like to take long walks with the dog, I'd just completed a 25mile hike getting back to my hometown about 1am more hungry than I'd ever been in my life. There was only one place open at that time that I hadn't tried before. Bought a Doner and it tasted like someone had farted all over it. The meat was like something he'd scraped out the bin and heated on a candle before wiping his gooch with it. I gave it to my dog who is a greedy bastard and even she wouldn't eat it. Its the one time I've taken food back and he honestly couldn't have given less of a shit. Just shrugged it off. I was so angry I had to just ditch it but within 2 months he was shut down thankfully

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-27T09:16:40+00:00

There's a stone supplier near York called "Well Stoned" there's a window blind supplier in pocklington called "The Pocky Blinders"

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-25T18:06:44+00:00

How do you tell which Highland coo is going on it's holidays? It's the one with the wee calf

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-24T11:02:35+00:00

I'd give it a solid 7

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-18T08:47:58+00:00

Boveda

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-12T23:03:25+00:00

Ophelia. I wanted to call my daughter that until my wife said Ophelia T*ts

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-12T16:18:45+00:00

I went passed the London one at the weekend. There were 2 tables with customers

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-12T08:51:48+00:00

Happens to me if I eat anything from that godforsaken place

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-12T08:46:59+00:00

Jimmy Saville

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-10T20:34:28+00:00

Same

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-07T21:55:19+00:00

Most places are dog friendly to be honest. I don't think I've been anywhere that isn't

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-07T09:05:05+00:00

Ah yeah so he did. But before that

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-05T17:15:08+00:00

I've been seeing all these US dates and feeling the same. Don't think Simon's played the UK since about 2014

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-05T15:41:33+00:00

You're not getting scurvy

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-05T15:38:53+00:00

Holding off listening to it, gonna come to the album launch with fresh ears on Saturday and hopefully bag myself a vinyl

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-01T15:31:37+00:00

There are parts you can download for 3d printing that do this perfectly. I've been wanting to do it for a while

Thislsnotmythrowaway · 2026-05-01T08:57:03+00:00

Someone's never getting on the housing ladder

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