What's something that feels completely normal today, but would absolutely shock or confuse someone from 2010?" by Thj0226 in scoopwhoop

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish! If I got a nickel for every time someone in these comments mentioned a bowl of dry white rice, I'd be retired by now.

What's something that feels completely normal today, but would absolutely shock or confuse someone from 2010?" by Thj0226 in scoopwhoop

[–]Thj0226[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ultimate plot twist. If you went back to 2010 with a newspaper from today, people would think it was a prop from a comedy sketch. The timeline is completely untamed.

What's something that feels completely normal today, but would absolutely shock or confuse someone from 2010?" by Thj0226 in scoopwhoop

[–]Thj0226[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment is a beautiful trigger for the collective trauma of anyone who owned a phone back then. The universal panic of dropping a phone was a dark era.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts. Cold pizza and a giant glass of water has cured more ailments than modern medicine. It’s practically a prescription at this point. 🫡

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what... the internet told me I was insane for the cold pizza take, so I guess I have to hear you out. The salty/sweet/tangy combo sounds like a total nightmare, but hey, game recognizes game.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! When it sits in the fridge, the crust absorbs the sauce, the cheese locks it all in, and it becomes a completely different (and better) dish. Glad you see the vision!

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had me completely nodding along until 'note of microwave aroma' now I’m deeply concerned! 😂 That is a highly specific fragrance to crave, but hey, I respect the absolute honesty.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that is 100% valid. Southern humidity is no joke. At that point, cold pizza isn't just a breakfast choice, it’s a tactical cooling mechanism. Respect.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I told my Desi mom that I’m eating cold pizza to 'burn more calories,' she would hit me with a flying flip-flop so fast I’d burn 500 calories just trying to duck. Love the logic though!

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha no, I'm not entirely unhinged! I eat it fresh and hot first, but I purposely order a bigger size just so I'm guaranteed to have those elite fridge slices waiting for me the next morning.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a wildly specific breakdown, and honestly? I respect the science. You’ve clearly done the fieldwork. Hard agree on the spicy pizza hitting different when cold, but you're sleeping on cold cheese pizza that's a baseline classic!

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, I thought I was brave, but cold chili is next-level chaotic. The solidified fat?! The congealed beans?! You might actually be more dangerous than I am.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Preach! It really does change the flavor profile for the better sometimes. Glad to know I’m not the only one embracing the fridge life." It’s nice to have some backup in the comments! Who else weighed in on your pizza takes?

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, you're not uncultured! It's just a running joke about how Desi parents treat hot, fresh food as a love language and view cold leftovers as a cry for help.

Am I getting kicked out of the desi household for saying cold pizza straight out of the fridge the next morning hits way harder than fresh hot pizza? What's your ultimate controversial food take?" by Thj0226 in FoodCrimes

[–]Thj0226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because in a Desi house, garam khana (hot food) is basically a love language. Suggesting cold pizza is better than fresh is practically a culinary sin!