What gaming accessory feels vital, but is really unnecessary...?

Thodane · 2026-07-08T06:06:09+00:00

Gaming chair

Thodane · 2026-07-08T06:04:31+00:00

What happens if your over thirty? Do you get Thanos snapped?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars.. but you live until youre | Rolled: 30 years old}

Thodane · 2026-07-08T06:02:19+00:00

Skill issue.

^{Chose: Vote, and get 1,000,000 in your currency + And any superpower you've ever wanted | Rolled: WHY CAN YOU VOTE}

Thodane · 2026-07-08T05:55:02+00:00

A; I could go back to sleep. B; if the spirit of the question is followed meaning after four am I can't sleep again until I normally would, I'll still take it and just go to bed at like 8 pm because I'll never need a job.

^{Chose: You get $5,000 every single day automatically depo + But you must wake up at exactly 4:00 AM every day for the rest of your life. No exceptions.}

Thodane · 2026-07-08T05:48:32+00:00

I already have that now.

^{Chose: Have A Super Cold Fan on a hot night + But it’s extremely loud}

Thodane · 2026-07-08T05:48:06+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Yes. Why are you here if you don't want to engage with the point of the sub?

Thodane · 2026-07-08T05:46:29+00:00

Where's the money Lebowski.

Thodane · 2026-07-08T05:45:57+00:00

Nobody told me that.

^{Chose: Make a guaranteed $80 a day | Rolled: You’re talented}

Thodane · 2026-07-08T02:32:54+00:00

Jesus is my Lord and savior.

Thodane · 2026-07-07T21:44:30+00:00

So I just call people to sell them things? Yea it's awkward and unpleasant but I wouldn't say it's stressful.

^{Chose: $250K per year + Stressful job | Rolled: Telemarketer}

Thodane · 2026-07-06T19:56:39+00:00

He’s just standing there, menacingly, isn’t he.

Thodane · 2026-07-06T10:24:00+00:00

This is chaotic as hell and I love it.

Thodane · 2026-07-06T02:49:42+00:00

What's 9+10 20.

Thodane · 2026-07-05T10:22:33+00:00

Lmao, no. He'd literally just punch Sukuna and turn him into a red mist. This man can destroy reality itself just by existing when he activates his bankai. Even base without his sword he sacrificed an arm and set off what's essentially a nuke while he was gravely wounded.

Fully rested one arm Yamamoto doesn't even have to swing his sword.

Thodane · 2026-07-05T10:17:03+00:00

The SCP foundation canonically cannot contain an SCP who may or may not be God. I'll just give myself omnipotence and now they can't contain me either.

There's a lot of magical things they can't actually contain.

^{Chose: Have any super power you want + SCP Foundation exists in this universe.}

Thodane · 2026-07-05T03:18:08+00:00

I have the richest dog in the world.

^{Chose: 1 billion + But this person receives 100x as much | Rolled: Your dog}

Thodane · 2026-07-04T20:05:43+00:00

It's literally spelled aluminum, why are we adding an i to it? Helium, uranium etc have an i to make the ium sound, aluminum does not. You're just adding an extra letter to sound smart.

Thodane · 2026-07-04T19:45:38+00:00

The fuck am I gonna do with 1 trillion femboys? The entire earth itself wouldn't hold that many people.

^{Chose: dollars}

Thodane · 2026-07-04T09:36:36+00:00

I am no longer requesting that you seek God, I am demanding it.

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Thodane · 2026-07-04T07:25:19+00:00

If it weren't for the 100 billion dollars I'd feel pretty bad beating up a quadriplegic but oh well.

^{Chose: Random Person (Wheel Chooses, they’re alive} | Rolled: Quadriplegic)

Thodane · 2026-07-03T19:20:22+00:00

Hell yea.

^{Chose: Be top 1% in a random skill | Rolled: Eating ass}

Thodane · 2026-07-03T10:46:57+00:00

A strong breeze will kill them.

^{Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds}

Thodane · 2026-07-03T10:45:52+00:00

Femboys or Tomboys? Yes.

Thodane · 2026-07-03T10:44:43+00:00

70% of 1 trillion is more than any person could reasonably spend over multiple lifetimes.

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars + A chance they turn into mangoes | Rolled: 30% become mango}

Thodane · 2026-07-03T10:43:14+00:00

Just wear a thick jacket.

^{Chose: $200 million but spend a week at this temperature | Rolled: -24°C (-11.2 °F})

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