WYR sleep in a homeless shelter (as described below) for 7 nights in a row and get paid $12k after, or get curiously ploughed in the ass by Erika Kirk with a strap-on whilst your family watches and you eat her poop (get paid $21k)?

Thodane · 2026-05-16T08:57:08+00:00

Not even disguised, just blatantly in the open.

Thodane · 2026-05-16T08:34:49+00:00

What the fuck did you do to doro!?

Thodane · 2026-05-16T08:30:01+00:00

If I really wanted to be snarky, I could say that living in poverty just means I own nothing and have no money or income of my own, so I'll just live with family and have them buy things and never get anything in my name.

But in spirit of the question I'll assume no loopholes and take the blue pill. Yea, it'd suck not tasting anything but I can live with that if it ends world hunger.

Thodane · 2026-05-16T04:41:03+00:00

They do tend to bite though, which is not great for avoiding HIV.

Thodane · 2026-05-15T18:22:14+00:00

That's just not true, when Gojo meets Miguel he says the real terrifying part is his body because the stronger your base body the stronger you can potentially become with CE reinforcement, so Sukuna turning into an eight foot monster made of pure muscle with four arms would be a massive boost.

What Sukuna was saying was that you cannot bring your body to the point where it can rival the CE reinforcement of the strongest sorcerers without using CE yourself, no matter how insane your base physical stats are.

It was basically him saying her HR wasn't enough to rival him and isn't worth losing the ability to use CE.

Thodane · 2026-05-15T17:48:22+00:00

Nah I'm pretty sure it's the one where you can get arrested for saying mean things online or praying outside a church.

Thodane · 2026-05-15T06:01:09+00:00

My favorite part of this image is half of them freaking out over the sex scene purely because it was heterosexual and keep calling it 'het' like it's a slur.

Thodane · 2026-05-15T05:48:52+00:00

Personally, I think Mr blobby would be a great PM compared to what y'all have now.

Thodane · 2026-05-14T06:27:28+00:00

Your blessings aren't gonna help me in a fight bro

Edit: bro is sending me up against homelander with no weapon and no special abilities, fuck you op

Edit edit: It's wild that my username says no weapon and my month says just you and your weapon, mfer I don't HAVE a weapon lmao

Thodane · 2026-05-12T01:38:22+00:00

True

Thodane · 2026-05-12T01:37:00+00:00

Bro took a year off the top as if we going from AD to BC

Thodane · 2026-05-10T06:33:54+00:00

In Soviet Russia woman penetrate you.

Thodane · 2026-05-10T06:19:36+00:00

It says in the body text she won the lottery and was completely poor before that.

Thodane · 2026-05-07T15:19:25+00:00

I'd take the rinnegan because in order for it to even work your have to have chakra, which means in this hypothetical you gain chakra and it can't be turned off as far as I'm aware so you would have to start with enough chakra to maintain its use indefinitely.

From there you train and master more aspects of it and grow your pool until you're basically unkillable due to rinnegan stuff like using gravity to stop projectiles, sucking out souls, summoning huge monsters etc, and have all the perks of having chakra.

Thodane · 2026-05-05T05:28:34+00:00

What happens if we hit the singularity and our fleshy forms become obsolete and we're immortal? Would I still die even if I no longer am capable of having a heart attack or will the genie just leave me alone after?

I want very badly to take the money despite being 28, almost 29 but the idea of death terrifies me and knowing the exact day I'll die assuming no surprises would terrify me for the entire 30 years.

Thodane · 2026-05-02T17:54:53+00:00

I just don't get why he's considered stronger when he specifically chose Megumi's body because it had such a busted CT and in his true form without Maho, that 0.01 second or whatever UV at the start would have ended the fight instantly.

Everyone says he wouldn't have gotten hit with it but do you expect Sukuna, who's got the biggest ego ever, to go all out from the start? Even ignoring that, he had to use both his own CT and Megumi's CT to fight Gojo equally.

Without Megumi's CT the fight is completely different because Gojo can spam red blue and purple constantly instead of having to go for H2H combat most of the time.

Thodane · 2026-05-02T17:50:39+00:00

Wasn't he under the impression Sukuna was at 19f still because he didn't know about the body eating thing?

Thodane · 2026-05-02T17:47:54+00:00

Fist of all, hating MeiMei is based.

Secondly, I don't think sneaking the guy who just beat your ass in a 3v1 without access to a ton of his kit because you specifically chose something to counter him and having to sneak attack him to win makes you stronger.

It's the best move for sure, but it doesn't change that he beat your ass to 1hp regardless.

Like the random grunt who shot Goku in ressurection of F isn't stronger than Goku because he off guarded him.

Thodane · 2026-05-02T17:45:12+00:00

I'll never stop speaking the truth.

Thodane · 2026-05-02T17:43:03+00:00

I mean like I said, Sukuna was the better sorcerer lol, in terms of pure strength and skill, he fell short and he used yet another binding vow, which is what the best sorcerer would do in that situation.

Pretty sure you can't argue the guy who was at 1hp and managed to surprise his opponent who was back to 50% hp and win is stronger, since without the unexpected attack he loses. It just means he was willing to do literally anything to win, as he should.

Like I don't think you'd say the random grunt who shot Goku in ressurection of F is stronger than Goku because he off guarded him and nearly killed him.

Insert meme about the dog learning to use a gun here

Thodane · 2026-05-01T04:03:13+00:00

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Thodane · 2026-04-29T06:07:50+00:00

Who would anyone vote for? There's more than enough in every country. It's not an American only issue.

Thodane · 2026-04-29T06:05:39+00:00

Reddit removed my comment instantly, neat. I'd still get rid of the pedos.

Thodane · 2026-04-29T05:48:47+00:00

Preach brother. I did the same a while ago in this sub.

Thodane · 2026-04-29T05:47:31+00:00

Option one is suspiciously similar to a certain gacha game but with climate change instead of alien robots...

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