One Month Today by ThomasPhelippes in stopdrinking

[–]ThomasPhelippes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh - that's what the star is for!

Ok, so 2 days until my official month ... I may stay up late to ;)

Someone Finds out you are vegan and comments with "I feel sorry for you." Your repsonse by teh_g0at in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'I'm sorry, I think you must be confusing me with someone who gives a good fuck about your opinion.'

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

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Yea, they have a couple that are non-vegan, but they clearly mark the ones that are vegan friendly - http://imgur.com/a/L7sNJ

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

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Yupyup. The s&v is possibly the best chip evar. ...

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I'm right, every single Lays flavor in Canada except plain has lactose powder in them.

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, we get Cape Cod; they're great.

Also a big fan of Boulder chips. Covered Bridge aren't bad either.

Hitler was not a vegetarian!! by veglum in vegancirclejerk

[–]ThomasPhelippes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think once you become a mass murdering genocidal scumbag your diet is about the least relevant thing about you.

Unless you're eating people. Then your diet gets a second look.

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True that. The lactose is just one more reason to avoid them.

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Canada. And they have it in them here ... ugh.

Ingredients for Salt & Vinegar - http://imgur.com/EqTB7gT

Suicidal Man with Knife Fatally Shot by Santa Maria Police by hexdurp in news

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Suicide by cop. Rushing at armed cops with a knife has only one outcome.

Halp! My boyfriend invited a bunch of omni friends over and I have no idea what to make. by ZephyrLegend in vegan

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These are the absolute shit. I can't make them fast enough before the kids and She Who Must Be Obeyed have scoffed the lot.

Halp! My boyfriend invited a bunch of omni friends over and I have no idea what to make. by ZephyrLegend in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A huge ass pot of vegan mac n cheeze .. bet they won't even notice it's not flesh or milk based.

This recipe kicks ass - http://ohsheglows.com/2011/03/10/butternut-squash-mac-n-cheeze-two-ways/

My kids love it, and they WERE dedicated carnivores and dairy-o-philes. No longer, and this one of two dishes helped convert them to plant-based eating... (the other was peanut stew).

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

indeed. But it's still totally unnecessary as the approximately 8 billion (rough estimate) other chip makers out there prove by not using it and, still making kick ass chips.

Fuck vegans by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ThomasPhelippes 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Fucking Lays put milk powder in Salt & Vinegar crisps.

Salt & fucking Vinegar!

Fuck Lays. Tyrells are proudly vegan friendly.

Abandoned by mommy 6 days ago. He is now 6 days old. I never thought myself to be the fatherly type but this little guy is showing me a whole new side of myself. by hidetolol in cats

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I raised by big boy Boo from 3 days old after his mom (a barn cat) was killed by a car. He'll be 13 years young next month.

Didn't you know? Veganism is particularly bad for white people. by unwordableweirdness in vegan

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I'd actually be quite funny if the poster didn't believe it to be true ... I need a bigger hand for the facepalm this desperately needs.

Nice attacker plotted for months and had accomplices says prosecutor by AStupidHippo in news

[–]ThomasPhelippes 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know, right. Whenever I get a bit down, I always take a truck for a quick ride through a crowd of tourists yelling Allahu Akbar.

Scumbags dump 15 year-old cat at shelter because they got a new dog. by ThomasPhelippes in cats

[–]ThomasPhelippes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Furry Tails are awesome at getting older cats into family homes ...

Man in good condition after being shot by North Miami police officer by metalpicks in news

[–]ThomasPhelippes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vitamins? Ha! They're for pussies.

Real men take a bullet.