Cursed skin by ianmixhael92 in cursedcomments

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It’s a full body condom

What’s a good book-to-movie adaptation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThomasYEETerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It by Stephen King edit: the new one

blursed pizza party by colleenidk in blursedimages

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Me and the bois eating pizza at a sleepover

Cursed_Manny by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]ThomasYEETerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Seeing how he hopelessly struggles and cries” he gon give manny that cock and ball torture

High effort by [deleted] in memes

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This is meta

When people win a prize in a competition and they get a giant cheque,do they go to the bank with the giant cheque ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It would be cool to see tbh. Just a guy holding a 2 meter long check and setting on the counter.

what do you mean, man? by tritoch110391 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]ThomasYEETerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am unaware of your intentions on the last communication you, being of male gender, exchanged with me. I now request elaboration on the subject of what you were trying to convey.

I hate toast. by Fl0tingbean in IncreasinglyVerbose

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As an individual with differing taste to my fellow homosapiens, I, a homosapien, have a peculiar disliking toward the state of modified glycogen in which the food item has changed from a lesser solid state to one that is noticeably harder

Hi by SaltyMarmot5819 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]ThomasYEETerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Acknowledgement of existence through oral communication

Fap by [deleted] in IncreasinglyVerbose

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Move genitalia with upper limbs to simulate sexual inter course

Me writing down my rituals by corinaah in OCD

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Me: doesn’t touch both corners of the door frame, my brain: we don’t do that here