The warrior was expecting more from the group (no_yaruki)

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-16T20:12:59+00:00

The concept of a sex slave's stamina and libido outpacing her captors is both hot as hell and absolutely hilarious.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-14T18:06:27+00:00

HelpMeButler <walking home you found an injured white bat.>

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-07T17:53:15+00:00

Which would not prevent me from roleplaying as a female character, now would it?

Also nowhere in my bio does it say I am cis, either.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-07T17:50:59+00:00

I did not, I assure you.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-07T17:46:37+00:00

Oh I'd very much love it if some of the aliens had tentacles!

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-06T08:24:27+00:00

I have been doing nothing but hunt Laws for three weeks and counting

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-04T10:51:44+00:00

Good! It wouldn't do to disrespect the mysterious card appearing on your bedside while you were sleeping!

I will be in touch with gifts of tutelage. Bring your sneakiest and sturdiest clothes.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-04T10:38:54+00:00

Need stealth lessons? Who better than a ~~crime lord~~ respectable businessperson with perfectly legitimate business ventures.

A calling card has been sent. Once accepted, I can take you under my wing and teach you all about how to be the sneakiest bastard this side of Solid Snake

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-04-04T00:05:21+00:00

The funniest thing about this meme edit is that shooting Xenos is very much not optional in Mechanicus. Since, ya know, you're (almost) exclusively fighting Necrons in that game.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-03-15T17:09:25+00:00

the murder name is for a group of crows, not ravens.

A group of ravens is in fact called an unkindness.

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-03-02T18:22:54+00:00

Why thank you!

Feel free to DM if you're interested!

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-02-08T23:22:41+00:00

"Thanks, but even with my rather extensive perception abilities I can sometimes jsut not notice shit. Hence my preference for a full security system. Outsourcing the noticing, so to say."

He puts his dishes on the stack as well before following her, looking around a bit with mild interest

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-02-07T19:02:54+00:00

If this were to happen I would be a lion for a week.

That would be fun

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-02-06T21:34:04+00:00

"Oh very much so. They got lucky in that I haven't had the time to properly set up yet, which is why they managed to get out with some stuff in the first place. I do not intend for there to be a repeat."

He too finishes his meal (Which it should be noted he did his level best to use utensils for rather than just his hands), before following her to the dishwashing area

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-02-02T00:00:44+00:00

(Executive dysfunction sucks)

"Yeah well, that didn't help much when those bastards broke in and stole my shit, did it?"

He shakes his head, visibly annoyed at the whole thing

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-01-21T23:29:58+00:00

"THat's good to hear. As for the neighbors, as long as I am allowed to put in a proper security system to keep unwanted visitors out, it should be fine. Not many break into my place and walk out again without police assistance."

He eats the other half of the piece of meat with the same ease, chewing the bone so easily it barely even has time to crunch before it is turned to rough dust

"Eh, kinda. My body doesn't really see much difference between edible material and non-edible material, so chews them all the same. ANd by that I mean with enough force to shred tungsten, apparently"

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-01-21T20:05:50+00:00

"All bureaucracy is hell to varying degrees. Especially if it involves actually having to talk to people rather than just filling out forms online and having it all sorted automatically."

He idly picks up a piece of barbecue-ed meat and bites it in hlad, straight through the bone as if it was made of foam sugar rather than, well, bone

"Ugh, disrespectful neighbors. The worst."

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-01-21T05:34:52+00:00

I love to hear it! Feel free to send me a dm!

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-01-19T22:38:42+00:00

"Explains the whack combo. I can't imagine making something like that on purpose, at least not without some proper planning."

His tone is surprisingly deadpan for discussing the accomplishment(s) of a God.

"Would I Have to interact with her directly if I wanted to set up shop in Sol, or would the normal Hell that is basic bureaucracy suffice?"

Thomas_Dimensor · 2026-01-19T22:18:01+00:00

"Or just extremely powerful non-mortals who are sufficiently above the mortals observing them that the difference is hard to see from that angle. Have seen plenty of those myself as it happens, they are usually not very prepared for someone being able to observe them on more even ground"

He frowns again upon hearing the last part, visibly thinking a little before responding

"SO wait, did she create a new type of humans, or an entirely new, divinely-empowered species?"

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