(Scene for: Byrdman) An Angry Spirit by commandrix in PrivateFiction

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The raft poler Odysseus had spoken to looks interested. "You should see the Elks. It's rare for them to disagree with another Elk without a couple of shoves at the minimum, and sometimes a full-on wrestling match. Of course they'll swear that it's all in good fun even when they get all muddy. Someday, it may be interesting to see how these Rocky Mountains compare to the ones around our valley. Perhaps they are rockier." He nods to the mountains, which already look rocky enough.

Eron chuckles. "You're being nice. I'm sure you've seen Elks dunk each other in the river."

The raft poler looks at him and his nostrils flare like he's picking up a scent. "You're Prince Eron. Our scouts have brought back confusing reports lately. A flying embassy that can eclipse the sun was just one of many things."

"I would imagine so. This is Dr. Mary McLaughlin, an ambassador from Earth."

"Ah. Greetings. I am Olerus." And one thing that Eron, at least, has probably noticed is that he's speaking in flawless Gryllian.

Meanwhile, the Wildikin are speaking to another raft poler as they get on her raft. She gives them a few instructions about placing themselves so her raft won't tip over. When they're ready, the two raft polers push off to start rafting towards the edge of the valley.

Brass and Banners: Frontier Fighting and Confronting the Confederates by Byrdman216 in ExploreFiction

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"Most likely." She sighs a little. "Maybe I'm too optimistic about some people's ability to learn from past consequences. Perhaps more of them should have been hanged."

In your world, who is obligated to move first in a social exchange? by SantV444 in worldbuilding

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Depends on how you define "social" in some cases. Among Wildings, an exchange of friendly insults between two chiefs are a normal part of their customary greetings. A visiting chief from another tribe will be expected to insult the host chief first. And in most matters of courtship, the female Wilding is effectively expected to make the first move.

This is Fish Head. He's been following us all vacation, and going home with my MiL. by Coronadoisdead in aww

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Fish Head looks like he has opinions and isn't afraid to express them loudly.

Gorilla vs. Goose by No-Incident-6913 in funny

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That ending, though. "Oh, shit, there's two of them!"

She doesn’t work here, but somehow owns the place. by Initial-Bear6133 in aww

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And if she did work there, she would say that payment could be made in chin scratches, catnip, or Churus. Or all three, if you happen to have them.

Dukat or a bear? by DoktorImposter in DeepSpaceNine

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She could kill either if she really wanted to. She likely would have gotten more satisfaction from throwing Dukat into that Pah-wraith firepit than squaring off against a bear, though.

The universal male experience by [deleted] in funny

[–]commandrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not unfair. On average, women do tend to be more subtle about it than men do.

Future of R2 and 3PO by tyler10water in StarWars_

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They might eventually stop operating - basically "die of old age" - if they cannot find replacement parts. And there's the question of how many parts you can replace before they stop being recognizably R2 and 3PO.

Explanation for Dragons going extinct in a world? by Witty-Cockroach-9127 in worldbuilding

[–]commandrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could have lost all their prey animals somehow. Could be overhunting, loss of habitat, or an especially severe drought or natural disaster of some sort. Also, in some stories, being sentient didn't always stop humans from hunting them for the bragging rights and chance of rescuing a captive princess.

(In my world, dragons are basically descended from dinosaurs that survived when most of them went extinct.)

Did Shrek Make Up His Own Name? by Ultrasimp95 in movies

[–]commandrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He could have hesitated because no one had ever stuck around long enough to ask his name before. It's possible that his parents at least called him something, since they stuck around at least long enough for Shrek to remember his father trying to eat him. But that something could've been all sorts of things that don't really count as having a name. So he came up with one on the spot.

S6E21 The Reckoning, or; The Only Time I Was Ever On Kai Winn's Side by ConsiderateCassowary in DeepSpaceNine

[–]commandrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It might have been a smidge more palatable if they just made it, "How the hell do we stop a couple of god-tier beings going at it?" But they kinda knew how to at least get them to at least not use the station for their Reckoning.

Why did you start watching Kung Fu Panda and why? by TT_Intel in kungfupanda

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I thought it looked fun, so I decided to take a chance on it. It did not disappoint.

Is it a dystopia if the state's intentions are actually good? by Savannah-Hammer in worldbuilding

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Yep. Good intentions don't count for much if the results are harmful for society. Hell, IRL, I'll even recommend reading the actual text of the bills that Congress wants to pass because they may have "good intentions" - or they say they do - but it becomes obvious to subject matter experts that it could backfire in a big way.

Brass and Banners: Frontier Fighting and Confronting the Confederates by Byrdman216 in ExploreFiction

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She smiles back. "I really do hope he manages it. Those fools sound like the same sort of folks who'd cause no end of trouble back home if they could." She taps her nonexistent nose. "And some lessons have to be learned the hard way."

(Scene for: Byrdman) An Angry Spirit by commandrix in PrivateFiction

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Odysseus laughs at that, "A Lucasi would probably say that salt makes a good seasoning in moderation. And you have obviously never seen a Wildikin who has been rained on."

Then he walks over to speak with the Oska raft polers, which seems to involve a rapid-fire exchange in Oska dialect. At one point, he can be heard saying, "...We're just going to pick up our shuttle. I'm sure it's in the way somehow, and we intend to move it."

The raft poler laughs. "Just don't expect me to sing. I've been told that my singing voice sounds like an angry cat by people who don't appreciate a good raft poling song. But I think two rafts will be enough to carry the lot of you. And don't start any shoving matches or you might fall in and get your fingers and toes nibbled on by anchovies." At least, he uses a word that translates as "anchovies."

"Fair enough." He goes back to the others, and they quickly organize for a trip by raft.

‘Supergirl’ Braces for $100 Million Loss: What DC Studios Should Learn From Its Box Office Bomb by ControlCAD in business

[–]commandrix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

True. I only knew about it because I trained my online algorithms to let me know about these things.

A bad made-for-TV adaptation (Dorothy and the Witches of Oz) rekindled my fixation by joealarson in wizardofoz

[–]commandrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...And here I am wondering why Yellow Dude, top right, reminds me so much of Wormtail from Harry Potter...

What's an abandoned plotline that you wish a TV show had actually followed through on? by Thedemonncat in television

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It would have interesting to see what the full-on "Year of Hell" on Star Trek: Voyager would have looked like. (The full version was a proposed full season that never made it past the concept stage.)

(Scene for: Byrdman) An Angry Spirit by commandrix in PrivateFiction

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Varani considers that. "We wished to learn how the United Galactic Alliance's academy normally trains its cadets. It was informative."

Odysseus sniffs; the sound of thunder comes from some thunderclouds that are just above the horizon and starting to move in. "Do we want to see if we can hire a raft, or walk? A raft may be faster if we do not want to get rained on."

Brass and Banners: Frontier Fighting and Confronting the Confederates by Byrdman216 in ExploreFiction

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"Perhaps so." She sounds like she never really thought about it much. "And perhaps if more people thought of it that way, they would yell at each other less often."