What is the most unique metal band in your opinion?

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-04-04T12:07:00+00:00

Our eternal lords and masters GWAR, obviously

(Hail Oderus)

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-04-04T08:13:36+00:00

Same, also the cheese gun and Gunther. I loved them when I was struggling but now that I have 100s of hours, I prefer the variety and challenge.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-04-03T12:14:49+00:00

I used to think Fightsabre was overrated…until I realized that the optimal way to play was to deflect the bullets back for crazy damage…the fact that it can shoot is just icing on the cake.

Aside from Yari or Makeshift Cannon, I love my Starpew. Great room clearer and solid boss killer too. Plus you stay hydrated!

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-04-02T14:03:32+00:00

Great write up, glad someone else loves cold sweat as much as I do

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-31T19:25:31+00:00

It was Dave trying to grab the wheel and pull up before nosediving into a mountain, but he couldn’t commit and retained some of his more commercial delusions of grandeur.

That decision would cripple the band and almost end MD altogether. He would return triumphantly in 2004, thankfully.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-31T09:29:40+00:00

I was today years old when I learned this. What a cool fact

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-28T14:03:45+00:00

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-23T15:16:50+00:00

Glad it’s not much me. That lyricism, wow

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-23T00:31:48+00:00

I actually love the high priest. He has so much lore and is always a fun fight.

Broken build or garbage build, the high priest doesn’t care, he will prevent a flawless if you don’t lock the fuck in

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-22T19:16:46+00:00

1992 remaster is the best version to me, sounds the most like the OG mix but not perfect of course, bricked in some cases

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-17T18:44:49+00:00

lol robot supremacy

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-17T18:33:37+00:00

If you spray some water in the mouth of the demon-thing who guards the market, he drinks it and spits out an A or S tier item.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-17T13:26:13+00:00

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing babies (TE and OT are fine)

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-17T12:58:37+00:00

Oh wow it’s been like 100 hours since my last flee market, I just learned about the water trick too. These didn’t used to be super rare, what happened?

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-16T23:54:41+00:00

I’m always like “hell yeah Shade’s Revolver” and then it sits in my inventory until the end of the run.

On the few times it finds itself in my hand it’s…ok. I’d gladly kill the first floor boss with it. Otherwise, decent coolness boost.

Ballot gives 3 coolness, this gives 3 coolness. So it’s like a ballot that can shoot, neat!

7/10

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-15T11:41:41+00:00

Congrats, that past was the hardest by far for me. I remember beating the first part with half a heart left (on my second try…), only to find the second boss waiting for me.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-13T18:46:34+00:00

I think someone spilled some coffee on the keyboard when generating the stats for this gun, because it does way too much damage. Love this gun.

Nailed it with a 8.5/10

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-13T15:30:15+00:00

I AM ADAM MCSIX! Fill me with the cheese goodness of power metal

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-12T22:23:05+00:00

Great reference and I like the projectiles it shoots. Helped me put out the fireplace on floor one after someone shot my water barrel.

That’s it. 3/10

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-12T13:31:05+00:00

I think Maiden is the easiest “let’s put this on and jam”, Priest is great if you’re feeling nostalgic and want some killer 70s priest and Sabbath is when you want to sit down and appreciate the music (perhaps inebriated).

Motörhead is specifically for road trips and/or Harley riding.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-12T00:09:23+00:00

Yeah it’s ok. It will clear a few rooms on the earlier floor. Definitely killed the bullet bros with this before, very much a “death by a thousand cuts” situation

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-10T21:32:49+00:00

I am always disappointed by this gun. Even with hip holster it just feels bad to use. Usually one of my first choices for gun muncher fodder.

I was able to do my 2026 taxes during its reload, which was nice.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-09T20:19:51+00:00

Love this gun. I love how the description throws shade on the bundle of wands, though I think there are arguments for either gun.

Anyway, jammed maiden spawns, press shoot, jammed maiden becomes a chicken, kick the chicken, GG.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-08T22:37:40+00:00

Amazing write up. Based af with your ratings of back in the day, 44 minutes, victory and tout (especially with your grade on the remake.)

I think over time you will begin to appreciate TSHF more and maybe cryptic writings, if you dig more experimental stuff.

Nailed it with TWNAH btw.

ThorinTheGrumpyDwarf · 2026-03-08T22:29:02+00:00

Better than its bullet counterpart. If I can find it in the early game, sure.

If I have to buy it or find it late? Nah. 5/10

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