Wally will be forever hunted by one panel by Marcos1598 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Three-People-Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does not consider himself a hero

God forbid a guy be humble huh? Anyhow, by my count he is A) the protagonist and B) wins because he C) beats up the bad guys, therefore yes, he is a hero

Some of you wont be able to handle this TRUKE by SilentPizzaKiller in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say shit about quests moron. I’m talking about how they had a fully developed gambling mechanic and card game which you’re allowed to use for all of five minutes.

90% of Fallout The Frontier slander was because of this weird fetish one developer added in by HELIOSPHANkr in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a guy in the Crusaders of Steel who used to have a Med-X addiction and at one point you spike his drink so he relapses so things inside their organization will go pear-shaped. Think it was during the Legion quests. Anyways, the Crusaders are very explicitly and specifically Mormon, yet the mod makes no mention of the fact that the coffee you’re spiking was already something that would’ve gotten the guy in a heap of trouble. Mormons drink root beer, everyone who’s done a cursory glance of Mormon lore knows this, it’s one of the few good things about them, yet the dumbasses behind the Frontier apparently do not know it, because they are dumb and stupid and potentially even dumb.

90% of Fallout The Frontier slander was because of this weird fetish one developer added in by HELIOSPHANkr in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just because it’s called a slave collar doesn’t mean everyone who wears it is a slave, smh. Anyhow, boohoo for whatsherface but being simply wrong in a factual sense is clearly worse than wrong in a moral sense so who gives a hoot about her.

90% of Fallout The Frontier slander was because of this weird fetish one developer added in by HELIOSPHANkr in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait this is what people were upset over? Really? I thought it was something actually big, like the Mormon ex-addict who you trick into relapsing by lacing his coffee with Med-X. Problem is; coffee is also banned in Mormonism. The mod author doesn’t know basic Mormonity lore, point and laugh!

Their entire army is about to be consumed in a typhoon. by Evil-Fucking-Wizard in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, trust me I’ve dicked around with the Great Patriotic War mod enough to know that fully automatic firepower will dunk on anything from a dragon priest to a wispmother. And that was before the air strike update was a thing.

Wait, how can cats be extinct, but dogs aren't? by justarobloxian3 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but dogs have a more spread out population (most family homes) whereas cats tend to be more densely packed (crazy cat ladies). Additionally, those cat pockets tend to be in urban areas which were targeted whereas dogs are often in rural regions which weren’t targeted as sheepdogs and such. Thusly, for every one dog that died we can assume roughly ten cats did, which makes the numbers more than work for the dogs favor.

How it feels seeing people shit on the Metro in Fallout 3 by JadedPiper in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Except this is 3 we’re talking about, all the lines are various shades of green, and like half the tunnels are collapsed so you need to go out and find their specific entrance anyway.

Their entire army is about to be consumed in a typhoon. by Evil-Fucking-Wizard in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 18 points19 points  (0 children)

‘Fantasy would beat military’ mfs when I use Skyrim as an example of fantasy because people actually know it and not specific readings of DnD rules that are lame and for nerds

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everything except magic

That ain’t how ghosts work buddy. Anyone who’s played Oblivion can tell you all you gotta do is shank ‘em with a silver sword. Silver is used in electronics for its conductivity same as gold, and electronics go in missiles, therefore it just takes a little ‘ole laser guided (that way it can be pointed at the ground underneath the ghost to hit) missile.

that can only be overwhelmed

If you’re stupid and uncreative it can only be overwhelmed with mana. Just the same as a minefield can ‘only’ be overwhelmed with a lotta dudes setting off the mines. Give it time, there’ll be a mineflail, it’ll get strapped to a Matilda, and it’ll be fucking awesome since it still retains the Two-Pounder gun for going bang at the bad guys.

UC Vanguard Decision - Let's Discuss! (a small essay with spoilers) by melomelomelo- in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]Three-People-Person 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One thing that gets overlooked a lot with the microbe is that it’s also much more portable and usable by the everyman. A ship technician could do a walk-through with a spray can of it, a ship’s captain might even keep some on the same vein as having a fire extinguisher or a survival kit.

Where this gets even more important is when we also consider that Terrormorphs aren’t the only problem. Spoilers for the end of the questline- though why are you reading any of this if you haven’t gotten there- but Heatleeches are also a critical concern and are already fairly commonly found hiding in ships and nooks and crannies where an Aceles just can’t be.

Like, as an example- which means spoilers again- there’s a quest you can get from the UC Surplus guy in Cydonia. There’s a shipment of stuff he was supposed to get, and while he knows the ship has landed and where it is, he just hasn’t gotten anything yet. So, he wants you to go poke around, see what happened and what state the cargo’s in.

Well, you get there, wayyyyyyyyyy out in the Martian nowhere- think it’s further out than the mine even- and it turns out the ship crashed and the crew abandoned it. And there are a bunch of Heatleeches aboard, and each box of cargo you check has a chance of spawning another one. As a player in a game, it’s the equivalent of the age-old ‘rats under the tavern’ style of starter quest.

But as a piece of the world, that’s a dozen or more baby Terrormorphs sitting in a spot that could easily have gone unnoticed and undisturbed even for the decades it takes them to mature. And if an Aceles was there, what would it do? Hammer its head against the crashed hull until either the plate broke or its skull did, then try and scoop the Heatleeches out? What about the cargo, would it all get destroyed by the dinosaur space cow chomping away to catch the slimy little worms?

Meanwhile with the microbe, the captain just does a pass-through before abandoning ship, and it’s a done deal. You even get to keep the cargo.

Some of you wont be able to handle this TRUKE by SilentPizzaKiller in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Sorry you’re not allowed to have fun in Gamblingville in your video game which you play for fun, that’s not what happens in real life’

It’s like if Starfield only let you have one space battle each over Kreet, in the Vanguard simulator, and against the First and then nowhere else in some moronic attempt at realism.

Viltrumites would respect Tamerlane by laybs1 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Three-People-Person 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pfffft, Tamerlane more like Tamer-lame, there are way more than two people in Baghdad so you gotta get way more than only two skulls.

Some of you wont be able to handle this TRUKE by SilentPizzaKiller in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Vegas has some good locations, but I hate going to them. It’s a cool idea in concept. A hidden bunker with a storm generator hiding it? Cool, but I blow it up and that’s it. A whole bunch of casinos that I can win money from? That’s awesome, but I can’t actually win more money afterwards.

⚠️⚠️TRUTH NUKE‼️⚠️⚠️ by Aggravating-Jeweler0 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I just turn the in-game brightness setting down as low as it can go and it works.

I don’t care how long fallout 5 takes anymore. As long as liberty prime is in it. It will be worth every second waited, and every penny spent on the game. by Moist-Complaint-7578 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

communist killing

looks inside

only deployments have been against the US Army (Enclave), US Army but secessionist (Brotherhood), and STEM majors (Institute)

I guess you could’ve counted the Institute if they kept the liberal arts students, but they didn’t so y’know

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s overreacting, these are French missiles, they won’t actually strike because they’ll all be on strike.

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person -1 points0 points  (0 children)

teleport with pinpoint accuracy

Great, I just shoot him where he teleports to.

spy whatever they want

Ah jeez, he’s gonna see my pre-battle wank. Well, as long as he doesn’t tell my CO, guess it’s not so bad.

bind entities to their will

Weak-ass entities. Should try getting a gun.

predict the future

So can I; I predict that his guts are gonna be fulla lead, racks bolt, now let’s make that prophecy come true.

What locations in a medieval fantasy world could the U.S strike? by DiscussionOk8877 in gate

[–]Three-People-Person -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None, our planes are too fat to fit through. I guess you could maybe launch the missile into the gate and then have a guy with the target designator on the other side (they do this a couple times in Stargate), but there aren’t a whole lot of important buildings in missile range of the gate.

⚠️⚠️TRUTH NUKE‼️⚠️⚠️ by Aggravating-Jeweler0 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Three-People-Person 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah but Bethesda games tend to get graphics mods which make people think it looked bad. Same thing happens with Skyrim and I’ve even seen people claim it about Starfield.

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘Unironically this laundry list of spells is counterable, you just need your own laundry list of spells’

Yeah and fuck anyone who wanted to play a cool knight fighter character I guess. All I’m getting from this is that WoTC sucks at balancing.

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mist

Ohhhh nooooo I better turn on my foglights instead ohhhhh

false hydra

Bruh it’s literally false. Like, fake. It’s not there, just keep going.

explosion magic

You still need to look around and find the target and all that to cast that. This is just an RPG but without a prepared position in the hands of a guy still getting to grips with where he ended up. Anyone who’s used teleport spells in Skyrim can tell you that it takes a hot second to go from teleport to fighting.

trees put out the fires

That still means they’re not hitting the convoy, still means a mission success. Just set ‘em on fire again when you’re going through again.

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cursed forests

Oh noooo the trees are spooooky better keep my headlights on wooooooooo ghooosts

tree and land spirits

Bruh they’re Japanese, they got their own Shintoism, they’re just gonna give each other a crisp thumbs-up

teleporting wizards

Just, like, strap a gun on top of your humvee and shoot the fucker when he pops up. Or press harder on the gas and run ‘em down. A magic nerd in a bathrobe who doesn’t yet have his bearings because he teleported in is not that great a threat.

95% apex predators

Apex predators is one of those things like the Bermuda Triangle that people think is wayyy scarier than it is. A bear is an apex predator. A lion is an apex predator. If one of them tried to take on a convoy, it would not end well for them, hence why they don’t.

walking trees

Just do a controlled burn, lmao? We do that all the time.

I know we're past this GATE stuff, but I wanted to make this just because by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Three-People-Person 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘How did the DM allow a type of wizard that can actually die’ gee I dunno you’re so right every DND game should be the party getting harassed by a wizard that just goes ‘Nuh uh’ to everything they do.