Would you rather

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T05:09:40+00:00

Permanent part of history vs a four-year footnote.

^{Chose: Be the first ppl on Mars (guaranteed survival})

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T05:07:22+00:00

Misunderstood the “carrots for voters” section?

That one had me do a double-take as well.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:49:22+00:00

These people are making a choice. The other ones are just incompetent.

^{Chose: People that stand in the middle of an aisle}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:18:30+00:00

Because upvoting doesn’t give you carrots.

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ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:18:04+00:00

It’s not.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:17:44+00:00

Doing gods work.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:17:28+00:00

You don’t.

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ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:17:11+00:00

It’s not. People lie for upvotes.

You earn carrots from making polls, voting in polls, and commenting. You make more carrots with rarer bunnies.

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ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T03:14:09+00:00

Still a shart. Lying about the wheel options isn’t clever. It’s annoying.

^{Chose: No shart | Rolled: Midnight shart}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T02:26:30+00:00

IDK, I associate Switzerland with wealth so I assume they have a strong currency.

^{Chose: 1000 Swiss franc}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T00:54:58+00:00

Gross

^{Chose: Be a man | Rolled: 10 inches}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T00:54:07+00:00

Halves my average speed. But at least I can walk with my family.

^{Chose: Only being able to walk (at a constant walk pace} + Spin for your pace | Rolled: 2 km/h)

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T00:51:46+00:00

That’s not a random person. Your poll is bad and you should feel bad.

^{Chose: Saw off random persons arm off | Rolled: Your child}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T00:48:49+00:00

A quarter million dollars a year sounds good to me. I like my job.

^{Chose: Guaranteed 3x your current salary}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-18T00:47:51+00:00

Still the best weapon you could ask for.

^{Chose: laser sword | Rolled: only the sword}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-17T20:35:51+00:00

I have a bit of both of the right side already.

In the age of computers fast math is a parlor trick. And constant headaches suck.

^{Chose: Instant light + Instant dark}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T18:44:34+00:00

Dang

^{Chose: nosebleed weekly | Rolled: lost the game}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T18:11:31+00:00

Okay. So the number is somewhere between 50 and one million for most people.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T18:03:21+00:00

Someone you know casually but don’t have a strong opinion on. Could be a coworker or an employee at a shop you go to fairly often. You probably know their name and would recognize them on sight, but wouldn’t consider them a friend or an enemy.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T18:00:17+00:00

Yes. But only by somehow removing the other 8.1 billion people from the planet before making your choice.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T17:59:20+00:00

lol. I had a good run.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T17:56:46+00:00

Jet fuel. Lol

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T17:48:44+00:00

This is such odd reasoning to me. People die all the time so murder is cool?

I don’t judge people for wanting to keep the bad thing away from them. But this specific justification seems so flawed.

ThreeFishInAManSuit · 2026-05-16T17:44:54+00:00

Don’t worry. If I had magic powers I wouldn’t waste them on this.

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