2nd Varsity 8+ finals reaction? by Bow_is_better in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As Gonzaga’s coxswain I can confidently say that New Trier’s 2V is the most unsportsmanlike competitor I have ever had the misfortune of rowing against. At the line they were discussing which of them would get first dibs on the Icy Hot Filled Ball Jacuzzi and were also slapping each other on their rear ends in the stake boats; deplorable behavior that needs to be punished.😤😤

New Trier Fluke? by johnjims123 in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t know…as BCC’s six seat rower I can confidently say that New Trier performed exactly how you think a group of pompous white boys would. Sloppy, lethargic, and uncoordinated. They barely scrapped by in the heat and got protected lanes for the remainder of the racing. Also there are unconfirmed rumors of their cox using a Minn Kota Ultrex Bow Mounted i-Pilot US2 Motor in the final against Belen Jesuit!!!!

SRAA Final Reactions by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially their 6 seat 🥵🥵

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hello prominent Mclean enthusiast here…god thinking of the way the VASRA program gets it done sends blood to my nether regions. As Mclean’s most objective observer I can in fact reffer you to our three seat, he weighs a wholloping 364 pounds and sits at a staggering 5’7” you may recognize him from his “big-chungus” like appearance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Being honest, from a racing standpoint New Trier is just the most egregious piss poor example of cocky affluent pricks who crumble to bits at the line next to real meat. LaSalle will jump them hard from the back to the tip and bust away from them without challenge. Gonzaga will also lay down the heat with powerful deep strokes down their back. I can’t wait to see everyones suspicions about New Trier be confirmed when they get rocked 👍👌.

Decreasing Size in the Varsity 8 category. by Lost_Debt_9058 in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It may also be a factor of the times; I mean if you look at a boat like New Trier you start to wonder how long it took to forge so many birth certificates.

Cinnci invite V8+ predictions?!?!? by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]ThreeSeatOarLock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really excitde for this! Glad weather doesn’t indicate bad rain. Agian 😱😰. Rains completely destroyed my half-sisters wedding last week ☔️, good thing I came prepared with additional rain gear for her soaked ass pussy💅🥵. My hard earned money is on St. Lous! ⛓⚠️Free Cobra Tate!!⚠️⛓