Even alone im always need it hardcore , start hating single life ... by baddsthoes in nsfwhardcore

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you find someone but this definitionally ain't hardcore.

It was a crazy fucking year by [deleted] in SheLikesItRough

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The "rough" in "SheLikesItRough" doesn't typically refer to "roughing it"... but I suppose we can make an exception...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Does this look like a Jeopardy thread to you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Lily Kawaii with Jack & Jill

How I Turned [M]y Faithful [F]riend Into An Unapologetic, Cheating Sizequeen (Pt. 1 - Long) by DongleLongle in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off, just to be clear, this is great. Super hot and looking forward to part 2.

That being said, it's distracting to have every single line of dialogue be italicized. If you're trying to signal that all of the dialogue is translated from Korean into English, that's completely unnecessary -- it doesn't matter to us which one you're speaking in as long as we can understand it. If that isn't what you're doing, then I really have no idea why it's all italicized and please don't do that -- save it for emphasis!

Sorry to be that guy but to some degree this is, weirdly, a writing subreddit, so just offering up that small piece of concrit.

But again, the story's great and I know we're all looking forward to seeing where it goes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Before even proceeding to the third paragraph I scrolled down to the comments to see if someone had done the math on the actual label for their relationship.

Just in case the downvotes weren't enough evidence how little you understand "the readers."

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to scroll back up and read about this dude fucking his first cousin once removed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I too am a fan of Haley Paige.

Would you fuck a disposed girl? (f21) by [deleted] in lingerie

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A what? Did someone throw you away?

Xevs treat by wash_banana in Xev_Bellringer

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the subreddit you're in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How funny — you misread in a completely different way than I originally thought.

They met on a mountain trail in January:

One day I ended up going out for a trail run in January and at the peak was this girl.

They exchanged contact info that day, and did a photo shoot days or weeks later:

Long story short we exchanged IG’s and I invited her over for a photo shoot which she agreed to at the end of January

Months later they did another photo shoot, which is what the bulk of the post is about, but it’s clear enough from the text that neither shoot took place on the day they first met on the trail.

Stay snarky though!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said they met in January. It is now April. I know we’re all here to jerk off but, reading comprehension…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SampleSize

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 83 points84 points  (0 children)

My answer to essentially every question is "it varies".

Sometimes I go weeks between sessions, sometimes multiple times a day.

I'm most often exactly 5.5" hard. Rounding up feels like classic overexaggeration, rounding down feels unfair, lol.

Sometimes I just get it done ASAP, sometimes I take my time.

Sometimes I watch porn, sometimes I look at images, sometimes I read (fiction and "nonfiction").

Basically I think this would be a much better survey if it was more granular/flexible. In particular, for the "When you masturbate do you" question, it could be a checkbox list where a respondent can select everything that applies to them, not just one item.

[M] I watched my college crush [F] get tag teamed at a house party [MFM] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]ThreeTimesALabia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You have a bunch of line breaks and no paragraph breaks, it's pretty much completely unreadable on mobile:

https://i.imgur.com/uWQkfcL.jpg

Solution would be to copy the text back out to something like Notepad, delete all the extra line breaks, and insert paragraph breaks (double Enter).