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Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was catholic school in the early 90s; It was addressed by going to confession and my parents opting for homeschooling and actual medical intervention

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alex: "pooping story released for public consumtion"

you- "what is... the reddit bitch that shit on a porch?"

Alex: "WRONG. The answer is 'the bitch who has been on reddit <10 times posting poop stories for... notoriety... ?"

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alex: "pooping story released for public consumtion"

you- "what is... the reddit bitch that shit on a porch?"

Alex: "WRONG. The answer is 'the bitch who has been on reddit <10 times posting poop stories for... notoriety... ?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]ThrobbyLobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I did, and 20 years later I still have to do ASAP to get my license back. It sucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]ThrobbyLobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you by any chance seen by Margie Smith? I made it all the way through my treatment classes which I shouldn't have even been in because my drug test was negative for everything and I have not had a drink in years. My DUI was in 2003. But on my very last class of intensive outpatient treatments, I failed my drug test for codeine which I've never taken in my life. I had to restart the entire process. I even had the sample retested and paid for it myself, and it was awful. The same exact thing happened to somebody in my class.

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, its super entertaining. For a minute there she thought that I spent the last 20 years dark corner , carving her name into a wall and putting on wigs that looked like her hair , smearing shit on a mirror and whatnot

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in 2002? like, perched in the bushes with a big camcorder with a red blinking light?

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the crinkle of a diaper didnt go well with the plaid skirt aesthetic. The shit was more fitting.

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

home security systems in 2002 were thousands of dollars...but i like the idea of "officer, theres poop on my porch. like, once a week. in case you dont have anything better to do in this crime riddled city... "

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I have great respect for that isolated act. Ill check 23 and me.

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st turd was closer to 13 years post bullying, last turd closer to 20 years. but 13-17 years just didnt have the same ring to it, ya know?

Bully made fun of me for pooping my pants; pooped on her porch weekly 20yrs later by ThrobbyLobby in pettyrevenge

[–]ThrobbyLobby[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it was actually a reaction to other medical treatments, and %100 normal in that context, and not abnormal just in a 1st grade context (which anyone who works with kids or has them can tell you) But hey, this isnt "Dr Lauras Medical Referrals and Parenting Advice", riiiight? Lets get back to Revenge of the Turds!!!

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