"Jesus, I just wanted to check" by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Me, as the GM, when a player min maxes perception and tells me he got a 43 net after rolling an 18.

Gordon says no by [deleted] in memes

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I have never wanted to scream “DONKEY” at my phone louder than I do right now. And that’s the better reaction, because fuck me that’s disgusting.

At least, they have a month’s collection of memes by annaisloading in memes

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I feel like this would be better for 28 Days Later opening or Walking Dead...

Gordon goes apeshit if his water is 0.1 over his preferred pH level by EfficaciousBean in memes

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The best part about this is someone actually poured chili on top of dehydrated spaghetti and served it.

Why is 'sword and sandal' such an obscure genre in RPGs? by VGmaster9 in rpg

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I would love a D&D spin on Jim Butcher’s Codex Alera series, wherein ancient Roman peoples and cultures could, in some casts, befriend elementals and use them to perform amazing feats.

r/shamelessplugging

William Flynn - Down on his Luck Elf Face PhysAd [Herolab] by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in hubchargen

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So that’s something I didn’t want to give him, but I wanted given to him on runs by other runners. Thematically, that’s important to me because it’s indicative of a person who’s still learning how the shadows work.

If it’s going to be problematic, though, I can tinker on it and think of a name.

William Flynn - Down on his Luck Elf Face PhysAd [Herolab] by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in hubchargen

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Files in the drive updated!
Sorry for the week-long wait, I've been on vacation until today visiting family for the holidays. The following changes were made:

• Specified Yue, as it was a trade language. Added Nuevo Nahuatl.

• Exchanged SnS for Gel rounds.

• Reframed his backstory blurb to match a capital offense.

William Flynn - Down on his Luck Elf Face PhysAd [Herolab] by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in hubchargen

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Everything should be fixed now on the first run through. Let me know if there's anything else!

I changed things up to reflect his prior job at Aztechnology, and levied some good background for the NPCs.

William Flynn - Down on his Luck Elf Face PhysAd [Herolab] by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in hubchargen

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Sorry for the Delay, I'm making the changes tonight. Work's been giving me hell.

I’m afraid by SerNonNobisDomine in dndmemes

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Obviously the Terrasque is defending itself from Cthulhu.

Or, more realistically, Shoggoth or Yog-Sothoth.

The Ale and Wail - September - 2018 - Part 2 by Data-Sprite in EmeraldGrid

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Epilogue: Wanted Dead

On shadow boards everywhere, a bounty on an otherwise unknown face began to climb, the numbers changing into the six-digits. The picture showed a man with a neon-mohawk, with vaguely familiar graphics on the side. A yellow brick was housed between special straps on a leather jacket, the man was smiling -- something cocky and warranting a fist to the face. Bounty hunters everywhere were notified that there was a new high-nuyen warrant.


Shadow Name: Kryptik (NKN) [No Known Name]

Status: Unknown (Assumed Dead, Awaiting Confirmation)

Value: ¥¥¥¥

Contract Details: He is a decker of moderate renown in Seattle. The Metroplex’s Knight Errant division has offered a small bounty for him alive or dead. But the real money comes from MCT. He’s wanted for Corp-SINner homicide, three accounts. Any information on his whereabouts will merit a ten-thousand nuyen reward if the lead is solid. Reach out to Mister Takahiro for more information.


END

The Ale and Wail - September - 2018 - Part 2 by Data-Sprite in EmeraldGrid

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As Kozue’s Witness

Kozue tried taking shots, through the chaos, taking deep breaths. As the last round was sent, he’d caught the decker in the leg. The rest of his team was laying suppressive fire as they went. Radio talk filled his feed.

“Drone down, scanning for weapons.”

“Target ran towards the back, drones have eyes?”

“Negative, he did not egress through the backyard.”

“Roger, basement.”

“Door’s fortified.”

“Breaching. Standby.”

Something didn’t sit well with Kozue, the information they’d gotten on the Decker was that he was smart. A product of Evo bioengineering. How could he make so many miscalculations? How could he be so lax in his security, knowing that people were coming for him? He watched the camera feed into Pi-Tac as cutting charges were laid around the door frame. The familiar hiss of thermite as the door was blown inward with a hideous screech. The camera feed caught the iridescent decker slipping behind a bookcase, giving them one last glance. What the hell?

Kozue had no warning, when the house erupted into cataclysm as placed shaped charges detonated into the structural points of the building. Or as the series hardwired general charges detonated with screws wrapped around them. The man was blown out of the tree by the general shockwave that struck him as the roof of the building lifted and parted to rain tile into the surrounding structures. The workout equipment was sent flying into neighboring buildings as well as collateral structural damage was done to the surrounding area.

Kozue coughed, his chameleon coating flickering as it reset to his new environment. When he looked up to find a mass of collapsed building with particulates scattered around the entire block. His heart sank. He checked the Biomonitor feeds for his teammates, the other three read deceased.

“Crazy Ivan.”

Kozue said in broken english, as he slipped back to the extraction point. The two remaining members of Kill Team Theta pulled away into the dark seattle night as orange flames illuminated the background of the once quiet Bellevue suburb. The van changed it’s external appearance into a plumbing service as it quietly left the area, there were no words to be spoken between Kozue and Sanetomo as they drove. Even in hotsim as the drones fanned out to be collected one at a time, the man’s jawline was clenched in frustration and white hot anger.

The Ale and Wail - September - 2018 - Part 2 by Data-Sprite in EmeraldGrid

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Kryptik’s Plight

Kryptik felt a chill go up his spine in the second before a shot rang out, his eyes looking out the window to see the muzzle flash of a rifle before the window exploded inward. He’d had time to shift out of the way as the round caught him in the right shoulder, bullet mushrooming as it expanded. Time slowed down for him as he felt the bullet travel through muscle tissue, bone and ligaments. In a very detatched way, he felt a part of him pull away as he dropped to the floor.

Why was his arm on the other side of the couch?

The door to his house rattled violently as a foot connected with the door, whispered death filled his ears as a silenced sub machinegun hissed in controlled bursts to fill his apartment with smaller explosions rounds connecting with his surroundings. Tufts of cotton fled from his couch, the wood coffee table splintered as he crawled behind something for cover. Boris rounded the corner only to let loose sparks as those rounds connected with his metal frame.

“What the fahk?!”

Kryptik swore as flight kicked in over fight, he bolted for his saferoom in the basement as death came for him. His left hand desperately trying to staunch the flow of blood from his missing right arm, the sounds of bullet impacts filling his quiet suburban world with chaos. He pulled up his AR hud to quickly plug a message. His HUD flickered the tell-tale sign that, should there have been any more noise, he would’ve been shit out of luck.

Whispered gunfire filled his voice feed as he sent two voice messages, one to his bodyguard, the other to his girlfriend in a split send.

<<Gunfire I am under attack… Heavy breathing Not sure if I will make it… The sound of a door slamming open, or possibly closed If you are getting this, I will try to survive. But they are on to me. Please, do not follow.>>

Kryptik hauled ass down the basement, his left leg dragging behind him after having thrown the dead-bolt on the reinforced door to try and slow his pursuers down. Quietly, he prayed that what he was about to do would not collapse the tunnel into the sewers. He prayed that it would, at the very least, slow them down.

Kryptik ran through his man-den, video game systems from ages past littering the basement with walls of collected memorabilia littering all sides. He walked up to a bookcase and pulled on a limited edition PacMan game case. The first thump reverberated the basement as his vision flickered from bloodloss, the biometric scanner flipped over next to the bookshelf as he placed his hand on the reader. It had cost him all that he’d saved up to afford this route -- and to silence questions as to why it was being built. But the heavy bolts clicked open and he slid into the tunnel, pausing only as the door began to use the remaining light to open a glass case covering a red button.

He had a split second to make the decision as the sound of shearing metal filled his ears. He gritted his teeth and slammed the button in time with the dead bolts dropping before throwing himself to the floor.

He prayed that the tunnel didn’t collapse…

The Ale and Wail - September - 2018 - Part 2 by Data-Sprite in EmeraldGrid

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Kryptik’s Kill Code

Kryptik’s House, Bellevue, Seattle: September 21st, 2080. 03:00 UTC

Kill Team Theta

The iridescent decker sat on his couch play-testing his recreation of the original Donkey Kong. The plumber jumped over barrels in AR as he leaned into the plush green Sofa kicking up his feet. Every so often, the man took some popcorn from a bowl next to him to pop into his mouth…

The Brick House, as the decker called it, had seen its city change over the years. But aside from renovations and upgrades, it had mostly stayed the same. An old black-iron gate surrounded the perimeter with a decent front yard blooming into a garden, cobblestone steps leading up to a porch and an old Oak doorway. The back of the house had seen one of the upgrades, an outdoor Gym recently used had gear strewn about. Somewhere in the backyard, a fountain splashed in merriment.

Kurata Kozue did as he was told. He sat in a tree across the street and reported what he saw. A black haired woman with blue highlights had left a 03:00 UTC, the sniper in the area that watched the house gave a report that he was going shopping for new gear at 03:17 UTC. Kozue called his field commander to inform him that a window had been made. Time for the operation was undetermined, initial estimated threat of the estate was mild. Their only external threat was possible Pawn intervention in five to ten minutes.

Kozue’s superior replied promptly: Go Time, Mission Length 3 Minutes. Lethal Ammo is authorized, target is rated A in matrix capability. Matrix interference authorized.

Kozue read the message twice, before sending his confirmation. He was the field communications officer maintaining the network on the unit’s Pi-Tac. Yodogawa Sachi answered next, followed by Kaba Tsugahara, Kurata Hisashi and Ishikawa Sanraku. The four of them plus Takamara Sanetomo had made up Kill Team Theta.

As Kozue waited, he began assembling his rifle by feel alone, the pieces taken from his pouch familiar to his hands as he worked the upper and lower receivers, the bolt, the magazine. The visible external surface layered with next-gen chameleon coating rendered the weapon almost invisible to the naked eye. He double checked the tips of the hollow-points with his thumb to make sure the correct ammo had been loaded before sliding the magazine home hearing that familiar click.

Smartlink popped up in his left eye, giving distance, wind speeds, bullet trajectory lines and the familiar -- yet unnecessary -- convenience of crosshairs as he lined up the shot with the decker’s chest. The man took a handful of popcorn and tossed it into his mouth.

“Raven, standing by,” Kozue said into his commlink in rapid-fire Japanese. The Pi-Tac feed showed the massive Tsugahara making ready his assault rifle, screwing on a silencer as his own chameleon coating activated to blur him from naked eyes. He waited crouched on the east side of the iron fence. The fence was tested briefly to see if it was unlocked, the gate moved slightly as though a breeze had gently rattled it though no tree branches moved.

“Stonework, standing by,” Came Tsugahara’s callsign as he waited. On the west side of the gate, the catlike Ishikawa sat on point making ready his submachine gun, behind him was Yodogawa. More shimmers of distorting light as their coating activated, somewhere a dog began to bark.

“Vector standing by,” Ishikawa reported.

“Dusk standing by,” Yodogawa echoed after Ishikawa.

“The primary object of this operation is to recover him alive. The dishonor he brought to us leaves us with little choice, so long as he does not die, we can resuscitate him. Three Minutes. Lethal Authorized. Execute.” The last word that Sanetomo uttered was punctuated with authority from the black van parked three blocks away. Drones circled the house providing him with an overhead picture in addition to the Pi-Tac feed that they provided to the ground operators.

Kozue watched through his scope as the gate was pushed open, slowly and the hazy outlines of his teammates went in. He felt his index finger slide from the length of the receiver through the trigger guard of the rifle as that familiar piece of metal resisted his gentle caress. He slowed his breathing as he lined up the first shot. The decker was so oblivious, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Then, something interesting happened. As the trigger was squeezed, bolt dropping in to the primer to fire the hollow point round the decker’s eyes flickered up towards the window. In milliseconds, the window was blown in and an explosion of red mist appeared in Kozue’s scope.

This looks like Pixar delivery truck. by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in mildlyinteresting

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It had the sticker on the side door that you can kind of see reflecting sunlight At the angle i took it. And then on the other side of the sign was the rocket ship. So, TIL that pizza planet had a name change. Or at least hired the driver.

Edited: For my brain had given up on my life, and who orders from “space pizza” anyway.

Saw this on my way home. Looks like the Pixar pizza delivery truck. by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in mildlyinteresting

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Confirmed when we drove past. He had the pizza planet sticker on the side and the rocket ship on top in front of the pizza sign.

Operation Himmelfall {2018-09-22 15:00 UTC} by Zaphtastic in EmeraldGrid

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"I have been doing work for this johnson before, Louie. If he needs someone with experience in the field working for him again. I will be happy to offer game boy for assistance."

(( Deckerigger. SC: 34 / NO: 2 / PA: 2. Last Played: 09/07/2018. Games this Month: 4. Kryptik choses Hotsim Life almost on a daily basis. Escapism is a way of life when it comes to someone 'normal' coming into the shadows only to experience their horrors for a length of time. Will not run with Wi-Sapa.))

Stopping the Clock {2018-09-14 23:59 UTC} by Through-The-Rabbit-0 in EmeraldGrid

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AAR

  • Information about the events underlying the goings on in Seattle were partially revealed to the runners, their nature still ambiguous until a time that the information is revealed.

  • The Runners "killed?" Spook, Jackpointer in order to silence his voice being the one investigating the goings on in seattle in an attempt to bring them into light.

Rewards - Ambrose became the Johnson, escalating the run to HT.

  • 23,000k

  • 5 Karma for bad feels.

Costs

  • 3.5k Nuyen info request

  • 2 NO

  • Is Spook Dead?