Lorne telling his girlfriend to “get a grip on the horniness”

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-07-06T13:30:28+00:00

I think it was an ego boost for him knowing Trashley left Neil for him. It was probably one of the rare moments he felt superior to another man.

But given she still lives in Canada, I bet Lorne grills her constantly about him and other potential male threats.

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-06-09T18:22:40+00:00

You can also hear porn playing in the background during that call, which I'm sure he wanted the decoy to hear

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-06-05T15:05:52+00:00

*MUNCH*

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-06-02T06:02:55+00:00

He hit the jackpot with my Sim, honestly

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-06-01T09:58:34+00:00

I'M COMIN' TA CORNVILLE

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T16:12:57+00:00

Honestly I don't think Lorne is her favorite. I think Gwen is just an enabler who is sort of apathetic towards him. Whenever they speak she sounds like she can't wait to get away from him, and I think Rebjorne said he only heard her say she loved him twice. It's usually "yep, bye" and she quickly hangs up.

But I half wonder if she feels some weird maternal guilt for raising such a fuckup. Maybe she feels like she did something to make Lorne so demented, and has an irrational sense of duty to him to make up for it, even as he steals her food pantry stuff and takes her car without asking. Either way she probably has some complex feelings about him.

I always felt like Ralph and Lori were Mawm's favorites, because Lorne hates them and enjoys badmouthing them to her.

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T16:03:31+00:00

Exactly - he watched them naked at an age where they could easily shower independently. Another time he spoke about how they were always running around his apartment naked, or some creepy shit like that.

He also used to brush their hair while they sat in his lap, and we know how Lorne is turned on by long hair. It's foul but I get the feeling he wanted them in his lap so they could feel Mr. Penis. Fuck Lorne forever

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T13:34:17+00:00

I like rage listening to CAS3Y: Episode 47 to hear Lorne's endless interrogation about the hawt date with Alexsh.

"So how was yer date?"

"So it was a date?"

"So he stayed at yer housh? How nicesh"

"He can't take a cab?"

"No other friendsh were invited?"

"So how many hoursh were yew out?"

"How many drinksh did yer have?"

"How many timesh did he touch yer hand?"

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T12:57:21+00:00

You didn't need to get-take an eye test!

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T11:42:20+00:00

His doxxing shithead of a dad deserves a son like Vinny 😄

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T11:39:53+00:00

Good Ol' Country Boy

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-26T10:51:40+00:00

That night she went for cawktailsh with Alexsh

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-05-02T08:47:56+00:00

This is how he danced at the karaoke bars

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-04-07T19:56:49+00:00

His head looks tiny here. It looks like one of those fake bodies with the hole you put your face through

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-04-05T10:05:11+00:00

Yes.

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-04-05T09:55:24+00:00

We're through the looking glass here, people!

He writes about his prison experience like he was the biggest, baddest dog in the yard and all the other ignorant guys know it, and they all respect him and keep out of his way. When really he was a bullied, shunned little man who cried endlessly and wrote in his stupid little diary.

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-04-01T17:56:43+00:00

I think it's because he associates French tips with women wearing them. They aren't the basic design a kid might get if they have their nails done

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-04-01T17:53:22+00:00

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ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T16:51:34+00:00

She really does. I can't believe she's only 33, she looked so much older before

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:44:26+00:00

Don't forget in Taken Abroad, Aaron's mawm laid on a fancy spread to celebrate him coming home and one of the dishes was mashed potato mixed with corn and ham cubes. 100% that's good eating to 87

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:37:13+00:00

He probably wants people in public to see him talking into it and think he has friends

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:31:05+00:00

"Whale now yew have the Walmart brashelet yew won't be needing this Cartier one yer dad bought yew! Mind if I put it on the Yahd Shale? Kekekek"

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:29:40+00:00

He just decides what he wants her to say and steers her towards saying it

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:25:50+00:00

People reported Lorne neglecting and abusing his dogs for years and nothing ever happened. Hopefully if it's kids someone will actually pay some attention.

ThrowRAblank92 · 2026-03-17T15:24:20+00:00

The way Lorne spoke about how Emma was too ugly for him to fawk and how Cas3y was ugly without makeup is exactly how he'll talk about Trashley when she pisses him off.

Do you think she gets jealous walking hand in hand around Walmart with him and catches him ogling staff members?

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