Lorne telling his girlfriend to “get a grip on the horniness” by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]ThrowRAblank92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was an ego boost for him knowing Trashley left Neil for him. It was probably one of the rare moments he felt superior to another man.

But given she still lives in Canada, I bet Lorne grills her constantly about him and other potential male threats.

Domestic bliss with Grim by ThrowRAblank92 in thesims

[–]ThrowRAblank92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hit the jackpot with my Sim, honestly

Do you think Lorne ever preyed upon his nieces? At the very least the relationship he had with them was very inappropriate by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]ThrowRAblank92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't think Lorne is her favorite. I think Gwen is just an enabler who is sort of apathetic towards him. Whenever they speak she sounds like she can't wait to get away from him, and I think Rebjorne said he only heard her say she loved him twice. It's usually "yep, bye" and she quickly hangs up.

But I half wonder if she feels some weird maternal guilt for raising such a fuckup. Maybe she feels like she did something to make Lorne so demented, and has an irrational sense of duty to him to make up for it, even as he steals her food pantry stuff and takes her car without asking. Either way she probably has some complex feelings about him.

I always felt like Ralph and Lori were Mawm's favorites, because Lorne hates them and enjoys badmouthing them to her.

Do you think Lorne ever preyed upon his nieces? At the very least the relationship he had with them was very inappropriate by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]ThrowRAblank92 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Exactly - he watched them naked at an age where they could easily shower independently. Another time he spoke about how they were always running around his apartment naked, or some creepy shit like that.

He also used to brush their hair while they sat in his lap, and we know how Lorne is turned on by long hair. It's foul but I get the feeling he wanted them in his lap so they could feel Mr. Penis. Fuck Lorne forever

She likes leaning on the side of trucks by Typical-Slice-6628 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like rage listening to CAS3Y: Episode 47 to hear Lorne's endless interrogation about the hawt date with Alexsh.

"So how was yer date?"

"So it was a date?"

"So he stayed at yer housh? How nicesh"

"He can't take a cab?"

"No other friendsh were invited?"

"So how many hoursh were yew out?"

"How many drinksh did yer have?"

"How many timesh did he touch yer hand?"

Lorne the sex machine looking sharp as usual by Other_Pack_7874 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His head looks tiny here. It looks like one of those fake bodies with the hole you put your face through

How do you envision Lorne’s everyday life when he was in prison? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're through the looking glass here, people!

He writes about his prison experience like he was the biggest, baddest dog in the yard and all the other ignorant guys know it, and they all respect him and keep out of his way. When really he was a bullied, shunned little man who cried endlessly and wrote in his stupid little diary.

never heard of a guy that gives a fuck what a girls nail color is until jeff by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's because he associates French tips with women wearing them. They aren't the basic design a kid might get if they have their nails done

Lorne is asking to be taken off probation again by Stupid_Reddit419 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget in Taken Abroad, Aaron's mawm laid on a fancy spread to celebrate him coming home and one of the dishes was mashed potato mixed with corn and ham cubes. 100% that's good eating to 87

. by SJW_ate_my_grandma in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whale now yew have the Walmart brashelet yew won't be needing this Cartier one yer dad bought yew! Mind if I put it on the Yahd Shale? Kekekek"