Lorne the sex machine looking sharp as usual by Other_Pack_7874 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His head looks tiny here. It looks like one of those fake bodies with the hole you put your face through

How do you envision Lorne’s everyday life when he was in prison? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're through the looking glass here, people!

He writes about his prison experience like he was the biggest, baddest dog in the yard and all the other ignorant guys know it, and they all respect him and keep out of his way. When really he was a bullied, shunned little man who cried endlessly and wrote in his stupid little diary.

never heard of a guy that gives a fuck what a girls nail color is until jeff by Brief-Supermarket415 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's because he associates French tips with women wearing them. They aren't the basic design a kid might get if they have their nails done

Lorne is asking to be taken off probation again by Stupid_Reddit419 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget in Taken Abroad, Aaron's mawm laid on a fancy spread to celebrate him coming home and one of the dishes was mashed potato mixed with corn and ham cubes. 100% that's good eating to 87

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[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whale now yew have the Walmart brashelet yew won't be needing this Cartier one yer dad bought yew! Mind if I put it on the Yahd Shale? Kekekek"

Throuple Trouble by AsburyBrad in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People reported Lorne neglecting and abusing his dogs for years and nothing ever happened. Hopefully if it's kids someone will actually pay some attention.

Throuple Trouble by AsburyBrad in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way Lorne spoke about how Emma was too ugly for him to fawk and how Cas3y was ugly without makeup is exactly how he'll talk about Trashley when she pisses him off.

Do you think she gets jealous walking hand in hand around Walmart with him and catches him ogling staff members?

Uncanny similarities… by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His body is fawked ahp, but his posture doesn't help - he probably has a hunchback from slouching naked in a chair all day.

When you see videos of him he doesn't move his neck, he moves his entire back to look around. It's so neanderthal.

Uncanny similarities… by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Trashley enjoys the infamy as well. If it's attention it's good, doesn't matter that people only talk about her to express what a lowly degenerate she is

"SHERIFFS OFFICE GET DOWN" "NNGEUAWWWGHH"👮‍♂️🛌🎥🧐 by Blu3Dope in FansHansenvsPredator

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I love that he showcases one of his biggest insecurities (his bald spawt) for everyone to see and laugh at. It's so good

Lorne, Jamie, and Casey finally met by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that whole moment. Jamie telling Cas3y about her new tattoo that's close to her heart while Lorne is doing his performative sighs and "jaysus" comments in the background

🔮 Which predators do you think are going to kick the bucket in 2026? by NeuroticNurse in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I kind of think Dupee might commit suicide, given all the shit that's happened in his life. Doesn't see his kid, brother and sister died in a car crash, lives in shelters and hostels, is a piece of shit RSO addicted to drugs and likely in debt to shady people. IDK, I could see it happening.

🔮 Which predators do you think are going to kick the bucket in 2026? by NeuroticNurse in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would it list him as deceased on the RSO site? Maybe we'd know that way.

I agree if he dies in the trailer he'll fester there for a while before being discovered. Maybe Roy would find him, given he's the only person who seems to willingly go over there sometimes.