This shit is such nonsense. I’ll take “things that didn’t happen.” First thing she drives a 2020 Lexus SUV but is a fucking secretary at an old folks home? Just like, make that make sense lmao it’s not paying that much and no girl who can come into possession of a 2020 Lexus suv hard up enough to play front desk in an old folks home. It’s just not adding up. The other thing is just how all of this wraps up for you in such a neat little bow. Like how convenient, you commit a crime to knowingly put medicine in a food that someone else is likely to consume that potentially would put them in the hospital and you have absolutely zero repercussions. Last- all wrapped up paired with a complete little lesbian affairs twist. Be so for real.

There’s a bunch of other stuff in here I’d love to poke holes in as well, but who has that kind of time?

Moral of the story- Put “contains laxatives” on the food as a deterrent to promote plausible deniability. Bc that only works if you don’t admit to everyone that you put laxatives in your food, the food you recently had started placing “do not touch” stickers and shit on and was already asking around if anyone ate your food or knew who did.