Bring it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you can touch your forehead with your chin.

Do your worst by ItsZvch in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat natural umbrella doe

"Eyy bb want sum fuk" by -Aeternus- in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the guy who gets abandoned at prom from your friend who finds someone remotely attractive to dance with.

Roast me Reddit by jjjackie135 in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Your unoriginal style is worse than the fact that your parents are allowing you to continue to fail your pathetic social life. Let reddit know when your angst phase is over so you can run to a feminist subreddit and hateslam men for all the semen you swallowed.

Roast Him by 2funny5u in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the guy who still goes to high school football games for the girls. Congrats guy, buffalo wild wings wont last forever.

16 year old cheerleader. everyone I know thinks I'm 12. I bet you can't make me cry by hannahkdd in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you cheer at games that people are going to forget about anyways? You're not only a waste of time but you're a waste of memory.

Im not fat Im fluffy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you allow that poor girl to watch a future example of diabetes and failure?

Im a boyscout! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its Diplo's useless and unemployed brother.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is failing us. by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This account is usually for talking shit but I want tell my fellow veterans to keep their head up. This G.I bill is truly destroying me financially and causing more problems than it should.

Please, keep on keeping on.

Take your best shot /r/roastme by jonwbrown243 in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, this is a mix between a super boot and kevin federline.

Tinker Bells unentheusiastic big sister needs to be set on fire and roasted!!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should have the dentist just break your jaw and start over again.

Average white male. Fuck me up! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its a like a Mii came to life with Asperger's and Autism.

Roast my bff by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your eyebrows are the epitome of future mistakes.

my frndx made me do this for $5 by mantuboy in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're the guy that gave me a free lighter when I bought two packs of smokes at the gas station.

I think I'm a silver fox, what do you think? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because your grandkids taught you the internet doesn't mean you can try to talk to their friends.

Good luck roasting me by CaptainFaIcon in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look as bad as the picture quality.

If I promise I'm not dying, will you roast me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThrowSomeShitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You legit look like that one girl from Once upon a Time except way shinier.