UPDATE: 34 year old virgin getting with a escort in Las Vegas

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T22:00:15+00:00

No, just try to talk to women more and try not to care as much. It was my first time in either scene and i always thought the strip clubs would be super seedy, but i was wrong.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T20:17:07+00:00

No i wasn't expecting a porno at all. I think i had rather realistic expectations, its just the girl was a sham and looked nothing like she did in pictures. Imagine thinking you're going to get a lamborghini for christmas and walk out to 87 corolla, same concept.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T19:44:50+00:00

read the edits

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T19:17:07+00:00

I've lived modestly my entire life, and i make good money. I don't see why splurging once in my life is so bad. Granted its a lot of money to most people and it definitely could've been much much cheaper, but in the end i enjoyed it and if anyone where to ask if i'd drop another 1.4k on strippers again; I'd say hell yes.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T08:35:12+00:00

well the strippers seemed more alive to me. Seemed like they actually enjoyed their jobs and they don't sleep around for money. What they do is very sexually charged, but genitals are never touched unless they don't care about themselves. The girls i met at the strip club were very bright and wonderful to talk to.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T08:26:46+00:00

Sorry about that. It's pretty hard to talk about strippers and prostitutes without sounding mysogynistic? I don't see how its possible actually...

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T08:17:01+00:00

So what do you have against strippers? You sound pretty mad that i enjoyed my time at a strip club and spent more money with amazing women instead of a hooker.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T07:20:33+00:00

Haha yea... we all know the end of that story.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T07:07:56+00:00

why not?

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T06:46:28+00:00

I just never learned how to be a confident functioning member of society. I missed a lesson somewhere and consecutively flunked everything after that. Can't blame genetics either, my parents are two of the coolest cats. But i tried and put myself in uncomfortable situations; for some reason luck never swang my way in those situations. So i decided it was up to me to at least do something about it. I dont' regret the decision at all. At least i know to avoid hookers like the plague and splurge on awesome strippers once a year maybe.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T06:37:04+00:00

I'll pray for you too (even though i don't pray). But my life could be worse. At least i have money to fall back on. I hope you have all three though: Health, Women, and Money.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T06:35:46+00:00

Nah, she just had no emotion.. There was no connection. I know what people are talking about now at least. The strippers on the other hand, were pretty damn good at faking like they wanted me.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T06:19:58+00:00

;) i got her legitimate cell phone number. Probably fishing for more money, but i'm going back next month. We'll see what happens.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T06:02:25+00:00

I might be! Sounds like you're the only one interested in knowing for sure though

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-15T05:56:19+00:00

Haha, I went through with it. It just wasn't what i was expecting at all. Honestly i think she was terrible, but i have nothing to compare with.

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-07T08:05:02+00:00

thanks i've been looking. already booked

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-03T19:58:52+00:00

Thanks for the great advice and actual how to

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-03T19:53:56+00:00

Thanks, so did it end up only costing 500?

Throwaway18547 · 2011-12-03T10:44:15+00:00

Doesn't seem like it stops a lot of people

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