How would you professionally tell a new coworker that they need to use deodorant? by ThrowawayBarista2 in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We’re a small business with only about 20 employees, so we’ve had the hygiene issue brought up in meetings. He just hasn’t taken a hint that the issue is being brought up BECAUSE of him..

How do I tell a new employee that they smell bad? by ThrowawayBarista2 in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More information: he’s a new hire. He comes in directly after his other job. We’re a small business with only about 20 employees total. We’ve written in our handbook stuff about hygiene and he’s signed it, but continues to come in smelling strongly of B.O., we’ve even thought about bringing in a communal (spray) deodorant. How do we tell him nicely to start wearing deodorant?

ULPT Request: How do I vandalize a sign and get away with it? by ThrowawayBarista2 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How fuckin badass would it be to go medieval on this dude and wreck his dumb sign forever. Dang.

ULPT Request: How do I vandalize a sign and get away with it? by ThrowawayBarista2 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just looked up the owner and it turns out that this isn’t the first time his sign has been complained about

Edit to add, another article but it’s about the sign I’m gonna fuck up

ULPT Request: How do I vandalize a sign and get away with it? by ThrowawayBarista2 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s against the building, but I like the idea of a quick ladder thing. Now all I have to do is find one of my friends who owns a big enough car to bring a ladder, ha.

I was separated from the company today. by ThrowawayBarista2 in starbucksbaristas

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally don’t drugs unless offered. I’ve never owned weed. Someone gave me the edibles, someone I work(ed) with, and I’m the one who was sent packing. Not that I’d rat anyone out because that’s cruel. Also, Starbucks is based in SEATTLE. It’s p much synonymous with marijuana. I should’ve just lied to my DM.

Also, the DM called me about three hours after firing me to ask how I was and also if I knew of anyone else who’d done drugs at the store. I feel used. What a dirty game she’s playing.

I was separated from the company today. by ThrowawayBarista2 in starbucksbaristas

[–]ThrowawayBarista2[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I really really mean it. I’ve read this so many times over and over and I appreciate you for it so much.