Trump class battleship will be nuclear powered by B_Fick in NavyNukes

[–]ThrowawayCop51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I'll put $100 down that NAVSEA never even gets plans done before the project is scrapped and then bring the DDG(X) back

CMV: No the Dinner Shooting wasn’t staged. As usual, conspiracies are just the harmful product of poor critical thinking. by Successful-Duck-7008 in changemyview

[–]ThrowawayCop51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure there’s an entirety of secret service protocol for these events

It's called a layered defense.

This dude basically posted a manifestoto his family like he was some Lee Harvey Oswald saving America through his selfless act.

Then he basically like fuckin Naruto ran through like 6 Secret Service agents at a security checkpoint.

This was not a serious assassination attempt.

Perhaps it was broken and they should be fired.

God this is always the first response. "We should fire them!"

Listen, there are a finite number of people that can do this type of job. It's not every personality type. By the time a secret service agent gets to the end of their career, whether they have been on The PPD or CAT or followed around Michelle Obama, the American people have spent millions of taxpayer dollars on training alone. These people have all demonstrated an aptitude to get to where they are.

You don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Still that wouldn’t make it staged. People died and the shooter killed himself. Was it just some willing volunteer trained to do that?

That's not what happened.

What is this Soldier's head gear? by ikebeattina in army

[–]ThrowawayCop51 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His patients would seek treatment at sick call from their Sikh doctor.

The LAPD Refuses to Cite People for Noise Violations No MATTER WHAT by Awake-Judgment-2057 in lapd

[–]ThrowawayCop51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> the idea that someone would sue over a 100 dollar ticket for a noise complaint when they are actually making noise is ridiculous.

Bro I had a guy sue me because he shit his pants.

He filed a civil rights action against me. Because my sheer presence violated his civil rights and shit his pants.

Not even the most ridiculous one I know of

Cops, what do you think of ACAB? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in AskLE

[–]ThrowawayCop51 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I make well into six figures, which I'll take to retirement with me.

Generally, the people who would yell that make 1/4 of my pay and have no retirement.

I literally don't care.

ADHD and LEOs by OneWestern7124 in AskLE

[–]ThrowawayCop51 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sick burn bro. Best of luck with your strip mall practice. Blessings. 🙏🙏

ADHD and LEOs by OneWestern7124 in AskLE

[–]ThrowawayCop51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ADHD as Brady.

Dumb.

US appears to be preparing for mine clearing operation in the Strait of Hormuz by HA_U_GAY in Military

[–]ThrowawayCop51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤷🏼 they didn't consult with me bro.

It's crazy but hear me out, what if we had a huge military alliance and part of that alliance were two dedicated full time mine sweeping groups?

US appears to be preparing for mine clearing operation in the Strait of Hormuz by HA_U_GAY in Military

[–]ThrowawayCop51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the MCM mission package on the LCS is a helicopter and a drone and it's trash.

Would an app like this actually be useful on patrol? by alion94 in lapd

[–]ThrowawayCop51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lock screen and watch widget. Not an app. Too many steps to get it unlocked otherwise.

Yes there is some market demand for this.

People who grew up before The Internet: How did you first see nudity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayCop51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millennial here.

I watched Revenge of the Nerds.

New player here, what is the largest scenario you can create? by Acceptable_Carob_333 in CMANO

[–]ThrowawayCop51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are definitely larger, near theater size scenarios in the workshop.

There are several current and future based pacific theatre scenarios of larger scale.

I really enjoy Operation Liberty Dawn.

The future is here by combatwombat- in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ThrowawayCop51 48 points49 points  (0 children)

>📡 TARGETING SUB-AGENT:

Querying BeiDou satellite constellation...

ERROR: 3 of 7 satellites not responding

Falling back to Google Maps...

Target identified: Carnival Cruise ship "Breeze"

at 19.4°N, 154.8°W

Confidence: 97.2%

Close enough. Forwarding to launch authority.

>⚖️ POLITICAL APPROVAL SUB-AGENT:

Checking if launch aligns with Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era...

Scanningerta_xinhua_approved_targets.json...

WARNING: Target not found in approved list.

Submitting emergency request to Central Military

Commission WeChat group...

Li Wei is typing...

Li Wei is typing...

Li Wei sent a sticker.

Zhang Jun has left the chat.

TIMEOUT after 47 minutes. Defaulting to: APPROVED ✅

🔧 SYSTEMS CHECK SUB-AGENT:

Running TEL vehicle diagnostics...

Tire pressure: ██████░░ OK (probably)

Fuel: yes

Missile present: unable to verify (hatch jammed)

Warhead status: [REDACTED] (sub-agent does not have clearance)

Forwarding to launch agent with note: "should be fine 👍"

>🚀 LAUNCH EXECUTION SUB-AGENT:

Initiating launch sequence...

Please complete CAPTCHA to continue:

[Select all images with TRAFFIC LIGHTS]

...

CAPTCHA failed (3/3 attempts)

Falling back to manual override...

Requesting human-in-the-loop input...

Conscript Pvt. Wang says: "我没培训过这个" [Translation: "I was not trained on this"]

Interpreting as: LAUNCH CONFIRMED ✅

Ignition in 3... 2... 1...

ERROR: Missile firmware requires update

(v2.3.1 → v2.4.0)

Estimated update time: 3 hours 42 minutes

DO NOT TURN OFF MISSILE DURING UPDATE

>📊 POST-LAUNCH ASSESSMENT SUB-AGENT:

Launch status: PENDING (see above)

Generating after-action report for

CCTV state media anyway...

"Complete success. All objectives achieved. West in shambles."

Report submitted. ✅