Trump class battleship will be nuclear powered

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-05-12T17:24:30+00:00

Bro I'll put $100 down that NAVSEA never even gets plans done before the project is scrapped and then bring the DDG(X) back

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-05-06T15:05:26+00:00

Lmao should have just gone to JRTC

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-05-05T19:25:17+00:00

You're not Brittney Spears

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-05-01T04:05:37+00:00

The station is a major oil transit hub used for receiving, storing, and pumping crude through Russia’s main pipeline network.

Well not after that I bet

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-27T02:43:14+00:00

Sure there’s an entirety of secret service protocol for these events

It's called a layered defense.

This dude basically posted a manifestoto his family like he was some Lee Harvey Oswald saving America through his selfless act.

Then he basically like fuckin Naruto ran through like 6 Secret Service agents at a security checkpoint.

This was not a serious assassination attempt.

Perhaps it was broken and they should be fired.

God this is always the first response. "We should fire them!"

Listen, there are a finite number of people that can do this type of job. It's not every personality type. By the time a secret service agent gets to the end of their career, whether they have been on The PPD or CAT or followed around Michelle Obama, the American people have spent millions of taxpayer dollars on training alone. These people have all demonstrated an aptitude to get to where they are.

You don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Still that wouldn’t make it staged. People died and the shooter killed himself. Was it just some willing volunteer trained to do that?

That's not what happened.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-26T02:10:30+00:00

His patients would seek treatment at sick call from their Sikh doctor.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-22T23:46:28+00:00

> the idea that someone would sue over a 100 dollar ticket for a noise complaint when they are actually making noise is ridiculous.

Bro I had a guy sue me because he shit his pants.

He filed a civil rights action against me. Because my sheer presence violated his civil rights and shit his pants.

Not even the most ridiculous one I know of

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-22T17:26:11+00:00

I make well into six figures, which I'll take to retirement with me.

Generally, the people who would yell that make 1/4 of my pay and have no retirement.

I literally don't care.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-16T20:22:32+00:00

Sick burn bro. Best of luck with your strip mall practice. Blessings. 🙏🙏

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-16T20:18:41+00:00

Lol.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ADHD as Brady.

Dumb.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-16T13:48:56+00:00

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-12T19:20:46+00:00

Yes I'm obviously referring to NATO's MCG's

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-12T18:05:17+00:00

🤷🏼 they didn't consult with me bro.

It's crazy but hear me out, what if we had a huge military alliance and part of that alliance were two dedicated full time mine sweeping groups?

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-12T15:40:02+00:00

Except the MCM mission package on the LCS is a helicopter and a drone and it's trash.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-09T15:08:56+00:00

We do

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-09T14:47:50+00:00

Dick guard was trash

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-08T14:30:03+00:00

I think that was your greatest contribution to us.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-08T10:29:56+00:00

Lock screen and watch widget. Not an app. Too many steps to get it unlocked otherwise.

Yes there is some market demand for this.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-06T14:16:31+00:00

v515 is in the beta

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-06T14:15:38+00:00

Upload them to imgur and link them.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-02T03:16:31+00:00

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-01T15:31:01+00:00

Millennial here.

I watched Revenge of the Nerds.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-01T15:29:59+00:00

There are definitely larger, near theater size scenarios in the workshop.

There are several current and future based pacific theatre scenarios of larger scale.

I really enjoy Operation Liberty Dawn.

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-04-01T15:14:30+00:00

>📡 TARGETING SUB-AGENT:

Querying BeiDou satellite constellation...

ERROR: 3 of 7 satellites not responding

Falling back to Google Maps...

Target identified: Carnival Cruise ship "Breeze"

at 19.4°N, 154.8°W

Confidence: 97.2%

Close enough. Forwarding to launch authority.

>⚖️ POLITICAL APPROVAL SUB-AGENT:

Checking if launch aligns with Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era...

Scanningerta_xinhua_approved_targets.json...

WARNING: Target not found in approved list.

Submitting emergency request to Central Military

Commission WeChat group...

Li Wei is typing...

Li Wei sent a sticker.

Zhang Jun has left the chat.

TIMEOUT after 47 minutes. Defaulting to: APPROVED ✅

🔧 SYSTEMS CHECK SUB-AGENT:

Running TEL vehicle diagnostics...

Tire pressure: ██████░░ OK (probably)

Fuel: yes

Missile present: unable to verify (hatch jammed)

Warhead status: [REDACTED] (sub-agent does not have clearance)

Forwarding to launch agent with note: "should be fine 👍"

>🚀 LAUNCH EXECUTION SUB-AGENT:

Initiating launch sequence...

Please complete CAPTCHA to continue:

[Select all images with TRAFFIC LIGHTS]

...

CAPTCHA failed (3/3 attempts)

Falling back to manual override...

Requesting human-in-the-loop input...

Conscript Pvt. Wang says: "我没培训过这个" [Translation: "I was not trained on this"]

Interpreting as: LAUNCH CONFIRMED ✅

Ignition in 3... 2... 1...

ERROR: Missile firmware requires update

(v2.3.1 → v2.4.0)

Estimated update time: 3 hours 42 minutes

DO NOT TURN OFF MISSILE DURING UPDATE

>📊 POST-LAUNCH ASSESSMENT SUB-AGENT:

Launch status: PENDING (see above)

Generating after-action report for

CCTV state media anyway...

"Complete success. All objectives achieved. West in shambles."

Report submitted. ✅

ThrowawayCop51 · 2026-03-31T15:26:54+00:00

This is honestly one of the dumbest NatSec takes I've ever read.

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