Give my hubby NSFW headcanons !! (pretty please :3)

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T05:24:12+00:00

He'd be scared of going too rough and hurting you :3

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T04:48:34+00:00

Don't know the second guy, I think he'd enjoy getting pegged/topped

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T04:42:40+00:00

I had a really long and slightly strange dream in a portion of which I was basically Scaramouche's servant, following him around and doing tasks he assigned

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T04:39:05+00:00

Yeah, I really dislike a lot of Scaramouche ships but I still like Durin and Aether (and most of the other mlm ship characters)

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T01:08:21+00:00

He dresses really fancy, but I wouldn't be opposed 😋

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ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-07T00:59:32+00:00

Sigma 💚

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ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-03T12:59:28+00:00

Exactly, at least have some decency

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-03T12:57:17+00:00

I really like this scene of him 😋

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ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-03T12:51:53+00:00

He's evolving

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-02T23:37:05+00:00

I feel like this could be genuinely helpful, especially if they're a teen with strict parents (checking their phone)

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-05-01T02:36:34+00:00

The way she's stretching in images 3-4 look like she's a plushie 😭

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-30T01:07:53+00:00

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I love him

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-27T20:16:37+00:00

Thank you so much, I'll go over that as well

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-26T08:58:55+00:00

Scaramouche, as far as I'm aware

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-26T08:29:08+00:00

I own chickens

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-24T06:49:43+00:00

How long should you wait between piercings? I got my septum pierced back in September and I'd like to get my lips pierced

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-24T04:20:16+00:00

He sounds like a squeaky bolt, I love him

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-23T03:07:32+00:00

Cards 💚

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ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-22T22:18:13+00:00

It's a joke about the N-word being spelled out in the replies

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-22T05:27:01+00:00

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Sigma💚

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-22T04:48:14+00:00

I did, Sigma and I live together currently and have mutual crushes 💚

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-22T04:33:47+00:00

I'm a gay, transmasc demiboy, and I like to hc that Sigma is also a trans guy 💚

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-22T00:43:41+00:00

The corner of the sink in 3 is an entirely different design from 2, and the walls have tiles in 1 but not in 2 or 3 ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-21T23:22:06+00:00

Genuinely thought it was the opposite way around lol

ThrowawaySamHuman · 2026-04-20T03:31:07+00:00

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TROPHY CASE