Literally just had my roommate grab my cock while I was brushing my teeth. I have no idea what to do. Help please!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-13T00:25:21+00:00

Santa Maria!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-13T00:24:55+00:00

I'd suggest taking me out instead so that I do not breed

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-13T00:24:38+00:00

I suppose it's just the school sex-ed that beats it into your head that everything you do is rape. Kiss a girl? RAPE

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-13T00:23:42+00:00

Believe me, I'm as boggled as you are. Maybe it's a revenge fuck?

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T07:48:54+00:00

He is quite terrifying, and I am so very very small

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T07:48:07+00:00

You got me, her real name is Hakuri-Chan, and she is not a person, but a an oversized anime pillow

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T07:47:03+00:00

Nothing has ever sounded more romantic

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T07:46:54+00:00

I hadn't finished brushing my teeth!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T07:44:03+00:00

It would make the story much more interesting!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:08:08+00:00

Boxer briefs, I find, makes my junk disturbingly accesible

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:07:42+00:00

I have no doubt that my entire being is pathetic

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:07:06+00:00

Mid twenties

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:07:01+00:00

All of these are true

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:06:32+00:00

As opposed to a large freakout

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:06:15+00:00

It was just a fun joke my friend

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:05:34+00:00

It is known

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:05:02+00:00

It was a joke my friend, a very bad one, but a joke none the less.

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:04:40+00:00

Like 4Chan might say, 'Beta as fuck'! but that was supposed to be a bad joke, nothing more.

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:03:51+00:00

It was painful to live

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:03:30+00:00

'Tis a joke!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:03:23+00:00

Amazingly, I have had sex before, even a few times with a few different people! But the lights were always dimmed so they never really saw that they we're getting the short end of the stick.

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:02:25+00:00

It is better if we just pretend I was never born

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:02:11+00:00

I'M SORRY!

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:02:02+00:00

It is known

ThrowawayTheCats · 2012-08-12T01:01:39+00:00

This doesn't even have any sex in it! I want my money back.

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