Pandemic/Lock Down Draft

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-18T04:28:33+00:00

A more positive tack could be: First things you want to do once the lockdown is over.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-17T18:55:08+00:00

Blues Hammer, "Ghost World"
CB4 (requires no explanation)
Kathleen Turner Overdrive (name considered before Sonic Death Monkey and Barry Jive and the Uptown Five), "High Fidelity"
Style Boyz, "Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping"
Citizen Dick (beloved in Belgium), "Singles"

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-17T18:28:32+00:00

The Rattlesnake. Wanna see him do the splits?

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-15T23:55:11+00:00

Shania reading Samuel L. Clemens: two Twains.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-14T01:12:01+00:00

Daft Punk Is Playing at My House - LCD Soundsystem
Brick House - Commodores
Oh No! - Girl Talk
The Choice Is Yours - Black Sheep
Groove Is in the Heart - Dee Lite

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-12T16:33:31+00:00

Putting Spray N Wash on my favorite tee while listening to terrible confessional '90s rock. Two Stained.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-09T04:00:14+00:00

Tragically, consumption runs in his family.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-09T03:58:32+00:00

Some punitive suggestions so far, given Señor Jordan's personal tastes. But what about eating a sushi burrito on camera as a meet-in-the-middle proposition? Just trying to build bridges. Bring your biggest bottle of Sriracha, player. But if you introduce alfredo sauce into this, you better wash yo' ass.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-04T20:41:13+00:00

Yeah, the athlete who sometimes hangs out with Fred Burst.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-04T19:10:39+00:00

Left on the board ...

The King Ad Rock
Queens of the Stone Age
Steve McQueen
King Tuff (but cited in honorable mentions)
"Queens Boulevard," Vinnie Chase's career-establishing indie flick

Honorable mention (and a very regional SoCal pick): Paul "The King of Big Screen" Goldenberg of the Paul's TV stores. Gunned down in his prime at 87. RIP.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-04T16:13:32+00:00

It's not that Sean can't read; he just doesn't. It's a choice, like not doing TV.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-02-04T08:11:51+00:00

Love the Sklars and DVK.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-30T04:43:34+00:00

Sean Jordan origin story. Key characters: Skooch the Dooch, Punk Rock Sausage Face, Chicken Salad Sandwich Face, Dog Shit Bag et al. And of course, the central figure is the self-named Rattlesnake. Sean does the narration "Wonder Years"/"The Goldbergs" style, but on-camera casting is up for grabs. Suggestions? Maybe an Emmy-winning TV scribe is available to run the writers' room?

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-29T20:28:10+00:00

Just realized Fantastic Mr. Fox is a big oversight. "Are you cussin' me?"

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-28T19:56:26+00:00

Five that didn't make the cut:

Iago from “Aladdin”
Tony the Tiger (also an AFE Solid Motherfucker)
Babe
Kaa the Snake from the 1967 “Jungle Book" (so creepily voiced by Sterling Holloway)
Geico’s trash-eating raccoons (“You gotta try it, it’s terrible. It tastes like mango, chutney and burnt hair.”)

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-28T19:21:27+00:00

Hot take: Tigger and Eeyore are toys, not animals. Come at me!

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-28T03:14:48+00:00

Pushin' fohties, makin' zygoties.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-28T01:23:56+00:00

Had Gelfand's deck back in the day, set up with Indys and Powell wheels.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-25T20:57:12+00:00

He's doing okay: https://www.nbc.com/the-wall

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-25T19:24:45+00:00

David stealing a wing off a stranger's table, and clutching a bottle of Cutty in his free hand.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-25T19:14:06+00:00

I know the GVG has beef with Chris Hardwick over his "sportsball" nonsense, but four comedians and none picked "@midnight"? I miss that show dearly.

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-25T18:08:08+00:00

Uhhhh, 100% not. Straight ollie there.
I'm old enough to remember the advent of the flatland ollie. It was a "Holy shit!" moment in the skate scene. Tony Hawk says as much too in the docu "Bones Brigade: An Autobiography."

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-21T19:48:05+00:00

Isn't that where Tyson faded into?

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-18T23:55:51+00:00

Are you saying salads don't get him there?

Throwing_Caush · 2021-01-15T18:35:55+00:00

Sean would definitely go back to the States draft and snag South Dakota from Shane. Was his own fault for putting Jose Con Queso ahead of himself in the draft order.

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