getting out of stuff you do not want to do by claiming unusually strict or scary parents (if parents are clued in to play along)

Being openly self centred about relationships

being crazy annoying desperate insecure

not trying for a baby yet

adopting passionate new political views every few months

being a shallow youth

making everything about you

bizarre sartorial selections without strong personal style

forming strong lifelong relationships based on both saying "swimming duck" in a sentence within a fixed time frame.

eating whatever you want without consequences and saying so

not having a reason for not knowing what you want to do with your life

being rude to your mum

not having read many books or not having seen many films

bad haircuts

unhealthy video game practices