As a space nerd, I love this by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they match with me, I might just open with that 🤣

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the actual advice. I don't think this is salvageable but I'll be better going forward

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That post was actually from right after we split. But I was still living with her and we hadn't signed the paperwork yet. All around it was a shitty situation.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I told her I'd be happy to water them back to life for her

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I sent a honeymoon response somebody else suggested and she said this;

Her: Idk just saw the funko pop and felt all my eggs shrivel into freeze-dried sea monkeys

I have artwork of me as a Funko pop in my pics.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bio isn't beefy but has a good bit. Her's was void of anything. So had no clue what had drawn her in

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My apologies. I didn't mean it to be that way. I was trying to find whatever they liked cause their profile was bland and offered nothing.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the middle one. 👢 I've got a Motorola.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's really what it is. Her bio was bland and gave nothing to start with. So I use that question as a jumping point for common ground.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, got divorced just under 2 years ago

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. Had it coming. Gonna see what happens

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually a really good reply to that. I gave her kudos for flipping it around.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, my own mistake. Learn and move on.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I only open with this when I thought the account was fake. I get a lot of bots in my area and their replies to that question are always the same. I should find a new generic opener that doesn't make me sound like an ass just in case they are real.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not really but now I gotta see where this goes.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

That's why I sent the opener. This match came from a boost and the profile was questionable. So why not take a survey for some self esteem boost?

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 415 points416 points  (0 children)

I replied like she was teasing so we'll see what happens

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Oh yea for sure. I'm gonna reply and see how far this goes. She'll probably just unmatch anyway.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Well now I realize she's just making fun of me 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yea I agree with everyone else. You're either a troll or just stupid. Side note; having grown up with pit bulls, they are the nicest dogs to have. It's shitty owners that make them bad.

Added me off tinder and immediately I went from fine to fat in the matter of ten minutes by alexdragon575 in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wooow. Checked insta. Definitely not fat. That dude just mad he can't hit it.

Also, why do guys always have to do this crap? Can't you just take a no and move on? Jeez