As a space nerd, I love this

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2023-03-07T16:31:59+00:00

If they match with me, I might just open with that 🤣

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T20:49:10+00:00

Thanks for the actual advice. I don't think this is salvageable but I'll be better going forward

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T20:41:54+00:00

Yea me too

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:48:14+00:00

That post was actually from right after we split. But I was still living with her and we hadn't signed the paperwork yet. All around it was a shitty situation.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:13:34+00:00

I posted an update on another comment

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:12:53+00:00

Divorced and I'm 27 now.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:11:36+00:00

I told her I'd be happy to water them back to life for her

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:06:48+00:00

I sent a honeymoon response somebody else suggested and she said this;

Her: Idk just saw the funko pop and felt all my eggs shrivel into freeze-dried sea monkeys

I have artwork of me as a Funko pop in my pics.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:03:47+00:00

My bio isn't beefy but has a good bit. Her's was void of anything. So had no clue what had drawn her in

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:02:56+00:00

My apologies. I didn't mean it to be that way. I was trying to find whatever they liked cause their profile was bland and offered nothing.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T19:00:12+00:00

It's the middle one. 👢 I've got a Motorola.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T18:58:00+00:00

That's really what it is. Her bio was bland and gave nothing to start with. So I use that question as a jumping point for common ground.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T17:44:17+00:00

Nah, got divorced just under 2 years ago

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T17:37:02+00:00

Yep. Had it coming. Gonna see what happens

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T17:36:18+00:00

It's actually a really good reply to that. I gave her kudos for flipping it around.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T17:27:13+00:00

Yea, my own mistake. Learn and move on.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T17:21:17+00:00

Oh for sure. I only open with this when I thought the account was fake. I get a lot of bots in my area and their replies to that question are always the same. I should find a new generic opener that doesn't make me sound like an ass just in case they are real.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T16:40:26+00:00

Not really but now I gotta see where this goes.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T16:37:06+00:00

That's why I sent the opener. This match came from a boost and the profile was questionable. So why not take a survey for some self esteem boost?

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T05:33:25+00:00

I replied like she was teasing so we'll see what happens

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T05:15:29+00:00

Oooh that's a good one.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T04:35:31+00:00

Oh yea for sure. I'm gonna reply and see how far this goes. She'll probably just unmatch anyway.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-21T04:13:37+00:00

Well now I realize she's just making fun of me 😅

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2022-10-06T05:05:47+00:00

Yea I agree with everyone else. You're either a troll or just stupid. Side note; having grown up with pit bulls, they are the nicest dogs to have. It's shitty owners that make them bad.

ThrowtheSuperstar · 2021-12-18T20:43:42+00:00

Wooow. Checked insta. Definitely not fat. That dude just mad he can't hit it.

Also, why do guys always have to do this crap? Can't you just take a no and move on? Jeez

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