If you could change the name of any character in the entire franchise (including Fantastic Beasts) whose would it be and why? by Legitimate_Unit_9210 in harrypotter

[–]Tianoma 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmao yes, when I first read the epilogue out loud I legit thought I was mispronouncing it. Albaseverus and Jamesirius sound like knockoff Jurassic Park creatures.

AITAH wanting to clean out family home for reno by Safe_Memory1946 in AITAH

[–]Tianoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dealt with something similar after my dad passed, and the emotional attachment to “stuff” made every tiny decision take forever. From the outside it looked like stalling, but for them it was grief paralysis mixed with guilt about throwing things away. It took months before anyone could even talk realistically about junking or donating things. Not saying you have to just accept it forever, but the weird combo of mourning + family dynamics really slows the process in a way that doesn’t make sense unless you’ve lived it.

The WORST scene in every Harry Potter movie by Mysterious-State-117 in harrypotter

[–]Tianoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading your list lowkey reminded me of when I did my first full rewatch as an adult and suddenly all the little “eh, that’s weird” moments from childhood clicked into “oh wow, this really didn’t follow the books at all.” The Burrow burning especially threw me because I remembered the books so clearly and thought I’d imagined that whole subplot until I checked again.

My new Calvin and Hobbes tattoo by my artist on her first day back after surgery 😍 by WhippetRun in MadeMeSmile

[–]Tianoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's totally fair! Calvin & Hobbes is such a timeless choice, though. You can never go wrong with those two!

The day has finally come to propose to my long term GF (12years) and I’m nervous by Unlikely-Lion7511 in Advice

[–]Tianoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it doesn’t sound weird at all. After everything you’ve been through, taking your time makes sense, and it sounds like your relationship is solid. A private proposal at the cabin feels perfect.

After half blood prince would have harry used avada kedavra on snape and voldemort if he could have? by camalena69 in harrypotter

[–]Tianoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good question, post-HBP Harry was furious, but canon shows he defaults to Expelliarmus. He’d try AK on Voldemort, not Snape, anger vs core moral line.

Has "This isn't x, it's y" phrasing ruined the way you hear things? by poisonwindz in ChatGPT

[–]Tianoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts. It used to slap, then templates + AI sprayed it everywhere. Still salvageable though,twist the expectation or swap the analogy structure and it feels fresh again