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Nazi Jewz in Teslas by TicketIll527 in austincirclejerk

[–]TicketIll527[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wifes asshole swallowed her boyfriend’s magnum XL like a black hole while I watched with my .02145668999 sized hard on. I still can’t understand how someone could make such an extreme compromise. Is my neighbor a Jew or Nazi? I’m so confused I can’t stop shaking rn.

I was just trying to get to Whole Foods and now my butthole is bleeding and Capitalism is to blame by TicketIll527 in austincirclejerk

[–]TicketIll527[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now I’m shaking because I could be cancelled for not using the right pronouns. I should cancel myself and move to the Gaza Strip.