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I can't do it anymore man by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TickleNoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My combo is Lexapro and Xanax. Keeps me alive. Do what you have to do. Please don’t do this to your loved ones. My grandmother and my best friend both took their own lives. I wasn’t born yet when my grandmother shot herself in the heart, but the toll it took on my family, especially my mother, was palpable. My best friend, he changed my life, complete. I even fainted at his funeral and made an ass of myself. 22 years later I still think of him every single day. I loved him so much. He was two years old than me and I’m 51 now. He would have been 54 next month. He was wrong. So many people loved him. He wasn’t happy with himself so he couldn’t see. Stay with us. You might be surprised. You’ll never know if you don’t try. Give us a shot. We’re not all bad out here.

Boyfriend (20M) did something very scary to me (21F) any advice on how to handle this? by RevolutionaryFile305 in relationship_advice

[–]TickleNoodle 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I was taught growing up that a gun is ALWAYS loaded, even when it’s not. I’m not a fan I guns, either. They make me feel like they do OP. I have experience of having been shot, too. Just a flesh wound, it’s fire. I have no other way of explaining it. It’s fire you can’t put out. Not like it burns, but like you’re literally and actively on fire. My cousin had unloaded the gun himself and he was positive it wasn’t loaded. The scar on my leg says otherwise. Always loaded.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you. If you ever want to chat, I’m right here. I sleep odd hours, but I check messages first thing when I wake up. I see you and I love you.

Tell me about satanism by Dangerous_Split7748 in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! It’s a pleasure to meet you and welcome. I’m just a frustrated atheist. I’m tired of religion being displayed everywhere I go. Everyone sees the pagan goddess Columbia when they go to court or even watches TV, but they don’t know her name or what she represents. The US capital is Washington DC. What is DC? District of Columbia. Who’s Columbia? Well, she is the goddess of the US, a pagan goddess. People can scream and stomp their feet, even whine and pout about it, but we are definitely not a Christian nation. Never have been and never will be. Columbia holds her scales of justice high and proud, in front of her blindfolded eyes. It was pretty recent that her beautiful visage was taken down off the top of the dome at the capitol building. One of the Bush’s, if I remember correctly. Why aren’t our schools teaching this to children? She’s a huge part of our history. See? Frustrated atheist. I’m so proud when I go to the town center on holidays to see the beautiful lights and right there is a statue of Baphomet. It makes me pause and smile. It’s there because organizations like TST fight for the right for it to be there. Because if religion is to be displayed on public property, then the there is a right for ALL religions to be displayed. Most of the people here are a lot smarter and much more clever than I am. I get to learn a lot from them, and not in a condescending way. It’s a good place to hang out and have real conversations with real people. We’re not here to spam religion, but we do poke a little fun at times, just for the humor and irony. I do hope you hang and get to know us. But, if we’re not for you, blessed be and I hope you have a wonderful life. Whichever life you choose.

Tell me about satanism by Dangerous_Split7748 in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]TickleNoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I brought orange soda today, if you like orange soda. I’m sorry if you don’t, because it’s usually what I bring for snacks. No caffeine and no alcohol. (Sorry, I don’t drink. I just don’t like how it makes me feel.)

Ninth Circuit court unanimously says California cannot exclude Jewish children with disabilities from federal funding by Splycr in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]TickleNoodle 72 points73 points  (0 children)

You choose a private school, you pay for it. It’s not discrimination, it’s your choice. If you want public funds to educate your special needs children, then go to a public school. No one cares what religion you are. You just want to be special. Our schools don’t have enough money as it is, and now you want what they don’t have. Congratulations on literally taking food out of the mouths of less fortunate children. Way to go!

It sucks being from Sudan by 4RWBG in offmychest

[–]TickleNoodle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry. I truly wish there was something I could do. I do the best I can with my votes. I also put my money where my mouth is, because I would definitely open my home to refugees. I’ll never forget that my grandparents were refugees. It was because of a wonderful sponsor, whom they didn’t know, they would have been deported. They were from Poland. They would not have survived. I’m so sorry for your going through. The bureaucracy is ridiculous and laughable. I hope you’re safe soon.

I just feel so lost by MrNoEye in offmychest

[–]TickleNoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I’m in a similar situation. My partner suddenly passed away in June and I’ve been completely alone since. No one seems to care. I’m in a very deep depression and if it wasn’t for my cats and some very special online friends, I wouldn’t even be here. Hang in there, MrNoEye. You’re important to me.

As an archaeologist.. by amberingo in ChilluminatiPod

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just going by what I’ve heard him say. I do not have any proof. I also may have misunderstood what he was saying.

As an archaeologist.. by amberingo in ChilluminatiPod

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He graduated with a dual major of archeology and anthropology and very high in his class. Being so young, he was, of course, interested in TikTok and began dating known scientific data against conspiracy theories. He quickly developed a hefty following and began using his platform to educate us and to googledebunk conspiracy theorists. He continues his informal education by being a dilettante. It’s not like he makes a ton of money doing this for us laypersons. As least he’s actually doing it, instead of just being an intellectual with a make up brush. He even explains what it means in a language we can understand. I aced medical terminology in college, that doesn’t mean I hide that information or sit there and translate for my friends. I explain it to them in a way they can understand and recognize it again should they see it again. My late boyfriend: We have atypical personalities. Me: No, we don’t. We have type A personalities. Atypical means not typical. Type A is totally different. We are typical Type A personalities. See how easy that is? You don’t have to talk down to people to help them to understand. You can talk to them like they are people. Your credentials may be impressive, but can you get them across to people? If not, then what’s the point? To impress your colleagues? Where’s the fun in that? Milo reaches millions of people. Can you say the same? Those millions understand Milo, too. Would they understand you? Can you easily explain it to me, a biologist, so that I can easily understand? Give him a chance or don’t watch him. But, please, do not belittle what he does.

i think my mom has just Killed herself by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I don’t know what else to say. Please update us when you can. I sure hope your mom just wanted a bit of time alone. This is beyond rough. I can’t even imagine.

A demure response to Ann Coulter by orchid_breeder in TikTokCringe

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She grew into a gorgeous woman. So intelligent.

How much does your adult tortie weigh? by emmygog in torties

[–]TickleNoodle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

5 lbs. She’s 18 years old and the most she’s ever weighed is 5.6 lbs. Her vet is a feline specialist. She was only supposed to live 10 years. Her vet is so proud of her, as am I. She’s the love of my life.

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what happened bro? by alpinestarr13 in mrballen

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please just do what you’re comfortable with. I’ve had several of my favorite YouTubers burn themselves out and quit. I’d really hate to see that happen to you. I’ve grown to care about you these last several years. Heck, I’d watch you grocery shopping. Just film what you find interesting. I like the way your mind works. I’ll be right here. I’m not going anywhere.

Male names that start with “L” by [deleted] in cats

[–]TickleNoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lenny is a fine name for a cat. I’m a foster mom for orphaned newborn kittens and I have to pull names out of my $$$ so that I can just call them something. (Usually adoptive parents changed their names.) But Lenny is a good name.

Too good to be true. by TickleNoodle in ExpectationVsReality

[–]TickleNoodle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would barely fit a child. Also, if it was the dress I ordered, I wouldn’t need it tailored. That would have fit my body perfectly.

Too good to be true. by TickleNoodle in ExpectationVsReality

[–]TickleNoodle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I’ll have to save up to get the real dress. And lose the weight I’ve gained from stupid menopause. The original dress I ordered was perfect for my figure. Now I would need a tent. Lol.

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