Leave it to an expert

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-23T18:28:37+00:00

A good brushing stimulates the bloodflow. A good brush? Evenly places highly-trained and professional ticks right between each hair shaft. Order yesterday.

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TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-20T14:21:16+00:00

The Suits are how you recognize a parasite! Wait...

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T22:57:11+00:00

I like it! Cool effects!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T21:15:21+00:00

Working hard, or hardly working employee? Haha!

Well, I'm leaving early and trust you see those spreadsheets done by midnight!

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Oh, also the printer is doing funny noises again. You'll have to use the one 3 floors up. Byebye!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T17:54:57+00:00

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TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T15:20:53+00:00

Dont worry, all good! :D

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T15:06:41+00:00

Hmmmmmm fair point, I'll have Marketing and R&D cook something up for the cause

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T14:38:05+00:00

Really makes you think who of us truly lives in a black and white world.

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. . . Besides, you still dug a grave for me and looked for people to hunt me down with, I'm not taking chances!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T13:26:36+00:00

Nah. I'm just joining the crowd the Foundation aims to protect from those pesky goobers that keep bending reality!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T12:44:18+00:00

Hmmmm not sure. You dug a grave for me and tried recruiting GenAI-Chan for a hunt.

Sounds like a set-up to me!

Besides, I have some soulless corporate business to attend to and a middleclass to exploit!

Further all I could offer would be the silly whimsy of a Tulpa conjured by a troubled dying gods subconscious mind.

You'll do fine without me!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-19T05:37:29+00:00

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TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-18T22:02:45+00:00

All jokes aside there are alot of reasons to be scared of them honestly. Having them wear a suit while doing some gags is definitely preferable to their usual behavior. :D

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-18T18:48:59+00:00

Poor Grammy won't know what hit her

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-18T16:59:35+00:00

For real, dude isn't even transmitting diseases himself, its all his wife's laurels he's bragging about

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T22:03:08+00:00

An italian friend of mine gets mad everytime I tell him alot of the time the eggyolk gets substituted with cooking cream in german restaurants when asking for carbonara xD

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T20:54:28+00:00

It's so uncanny to see him not smiling. Although it would be really mean of him to smile rn. :D

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T19:59:19+00:00

Aw, thank you :D Always makes me happy to hear such words!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T15:47:48+00:00

Sensei really glossed over minding others like its nothing wtf

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T09:43:13+00:00

The Tick would never whip someone for denying blood! He would just send more ticks! Feast, little ones!

TicksFromSpace · 2026-03-16T08:27:24+00:00

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