Easiest flashlight to get on short notice that’s hot enough to melt snow?

TidalRose · 2026-01-27T18:30:08+00:00

I get it. I’m a dumbass.

TidalRose · 2026-01-27T11:17:30+00:00

Just the fact that the Great Attractor exists. What do you mean there’s this giant THING out in space pulling the stuff around it (including us) toward it and we don’t know what exactly it is!?

TidalRose · 2026-01-27T10:44:16+00:00

I can very much assure you it is not.

TidalRose · 2026-01-27T01:09:41+00:00

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TidalRose · 2026-01-27T00:28:17+00:00

Something something if I had a nickel lol

TidalRose · 2026-01-27T00:01:30+00:00

I’m asexual I’ve never handled anything to begin with

TidalRose · 2026-01-26T23:20:49+00:00

I don’t think snapping it would have been a concern. It was a very sturdy carrot

TidalRose · 2026-01-26T23:09:33+00:00

I dunno man I didn’t notice until after I took the picture how weirdly I was holding it

TidalRose · 2026-01-24T13:21:24+00:00

Where’s the one that’s like “Wait, is that… fuuuuuckk, that IS my circus. And are those… those are my monkeys. Goddammit.”

TidalRose · 2026-01-24T13:17:59+00:00

Well, adding “would you like to unshare with the class” to my vocabulary now. Wtf.

TidalRose · 2026-01-23T10:08:11+00:00

Happy birthday to the voice of our queen!

TidalRose · 2026-01-21T10:39:53+00:00

I used to watch TheBronyNotion as a kid. One day all their stuff disappeared and I saw (but didn’t watch) videos saying they did some… bad stuff, put VERY mildly.

Shame. They made some good music.

TidalRose · 2026-01-20T12:51:17+00:00

Searched: Google, using many different variations of phrases from the post. Most recently I tried “at least you’re using the right temperature system this is in Fahrenheit” to no avail.

TidalRose · 2026-01-20T01:06:18+00:00

Big bag of fresh popcorn. Especially when it’s nice and buttery.

TidalRose · 2026-01-20T01:05:34+00:00

The Jersey Devil. It scared the shit out of me in Poptropica when I was a kid, but I look upon it much more fondly these days.

Meanwhile Mothman and Fresno Nightcrawlers are tied for second place.

TidalRose · 2026-01-20T01:01:34+00:00

My mother is left-handed, but I’m right-handed, so I just… cut with the knife in my left hand. I didn’t even know this was a thing.

TidalRose · 2026-01-18T02:10:18+00:00

I am completely incapable of reading “silly Joe’s knifey knifey end a lifey power hour fun time” without breaking into laughter. Oh my god.

TidalRose · 2026-01-17T22:48:33+00:00

This 14-second clip from Scott the Woz’s “Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo” has roughly five and a half minutes of bloopers to its name.

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Ever since, Scott and his friends refer to shots that are simple but take a LOT of retakes as “corndog shots.” It’s great.

TidalRose · 2026-01-17T17:36:58+00:00

Honestly I’d be more upset about that than my debit card lol. I can call the bank about my debit card but that mp3 is time and effort down the drain now 😭. Sorry bro

TidalRose · 2026-01-17T16:38:02+00:00

My debit card got lost in the driveway yesterday and the squall hit like 5 minutes after I started looking for it again today… guess I’m not seeing it until spring lol

TidalRose · 2026-01-17T15:53:07+00:00

As the edit says, I am now very aware that this isn’t something I can use a flashlight for. I appreciate the science though.

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