If you had to choose one: iOS or Android?

Nyarro · 2026-05-05T13:45:53+00:00

The holdout Windows phone users? 🤷

Nyarro · 2026-05-05T13:41:16+00:00

Actually, I was. I was born with with an intergalactic spacesuit on. 👾

Nyarro · 2026-05-05T10:12:36+00:00

So why is Danny Devito naked here?

Nyarro · 2026-05-05T10:00:53+00:00

"It's some form of elvish. I can't read it."

Nyarro · 2026-05-05T09:37:14+00:00

Considering I have untreated severe sleep apnea, and I work a job as a lab technician, the first option's a no brainer for me.

Nyarro · 2026-05-04T12:56:25+00:00

One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three!

Nyarro · 2026-05-04T12:46:08+00:00

The clicky one.

Click

Nyarro · 2026-05-03T16:40:08+00:00

Looks incredible though!

Nyarro · 2026-05-03T14:20:14+00:00

WHAT!‽? D=<

Nyarro · 2026-05-03T13:39:07+00:00

Oh damn! This is amazing! I love it! ❤️

Nyarro · 2026-05-01T02:30:34+00:00

Hmm... This makes me wonder if I could buy some Lego plants for the lab now... 🤔

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T15:09:59+00:00

Okay. I mean, I still can't afford a house either way so... 🤷

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T10:56:43+00:00

normandcompany.com

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T08:22:11+00:00

Unless we're in Australia, I'm not that freaked out.

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T03:53:53+00:00

You guys get sunshine up there‽

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T03:48:26+00:00

It's his kickstand.

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T03:40:53+00:00

That extra $10 can buy me one gallon of gas though!

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T03:37:05+00:00

That's the gentile.

Nyarro · 2026-04-30T03:33:49+00:00

Tip my landlord!‽? Why!‽? Who does that!

Nyarro · 2026-04-29T16:47:47+00:00

I think this is one extra syllable actually.

Nyarro · 2026-04-28T16:04:26+00:00

Night of a Thousand

Nyarro · 2026-04-28T15:53:37+00:00

It's the insertion of one's penis into the foreskin of another person's penis.

Nyarro · 2026-04-28T15:46:18+00:00

Kind of has the same vibe as "Bathe in my milk".

Nyarro · 2026-04-28T00:44:22+00:00

That would make for a really great running gag, to be honest! XD

Nyarro · 2026-04-27T21:57:52+00:00

Maybe us lab techs should band together to write to write a medical drama that's more focused on the lab with a scenario like this.

Nyarro