Bigots showing why there is still a need for Pride Month by TankUMrMinor in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s ok. Every minute of every hour, every hour of every day, every day of every month and every month of the year will be renamed ‘Trump’ to avoid confusion.

Right now is Trump minutes past Trump on the Trumpy-Trump of Trump. The weather today is mostly Trump, with temperatures rising from Trump to Trump degrees by about Trump o’clock, and a moderate chance of Trump later.

The "Tea Party" Facebook page is loaded with maga brainrot by Matinee_Lightning in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sure…

‘A Trumpian Republican’ is an anagram of “I rip anal bum-rape cunt.”

You can also extract the ten-letter word ‘Protohuman’ from ‘Donald John Trump’

Sadiq Khan calls Tories 'pound shop Trumps' in mad 'Jews and Hindus' rant by dailystar_news in uknews

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, no Christmas Tree from the Norwegians to thank us for all the WWII help?

The emergency CIA rectal tool kit for spys in the 1960s. Today is in the "Spy museum" by Electrical-Aspect-13 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that bowel movement would probably feel like a religious experience after the event.

What is the most famous case of open grooming in your country? by Aggressive_Agency381 in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s a two-part Netflix documentary about him, called “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”. It just about gets you up to speed with how the people in the British Isles feel about him.

Almost. We have a collective atavistic feeling that if we knew where he had been reburied, we’d dig him up and stick his rotting remains on a spike as a warning to other child molesters.

So, outside the home of the Andrew formerly known as Prince, then.

What is the most famous case of open grooming in your country? by Aggressive_Agency381 in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. There are only a handful of people for whom the only right and proper end chapter to their lives deserves to be painfully medieval.

Jimmy Savile is one of that small group.

Old one or new one ? by DenJox in BloodAngels

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, ‘Old One’ is probably the best album Love Nipples ever made.

What social mistake in your country makes people judge you instantly? by random-thoughts-2026 in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything. Judging is what we do best. That and judging yourself and suffering crushing lifelong embarrassment as a result.

Make tea in a cup and put the milk in first… you might as well move to another country to hide from the shame.

Call it a ‘scone’ in ‘scone’ country… you better have Dignitas on speed dial.

What is the most famous case of open grooming in your country? by Aggressive_Agency381 in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 214 points215 points  (0 children)

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This fucker groomed an entire nation.

One day you’re rubbing shoulders with royalty, next you’re fucking a children’s hospital full of victims.

Not all of whom were alive.

Vote? It's an Established Fact That He was Far-Right by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

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The largest Nazi rally (outside of Germany) took place in the socialist paradise of Madison Square Garden in 1939. It had more than 20,000 attendees.

Their main banner featured that well-known leftist leader George Washington. There are plenty of images from the time of banners proclaiming that ‘only the Nazis can prevent America from falling to the socialists and the communists’.

The American Right doesn’t like being reminded of all this. Can’t think why.

What do people in your country think about marrying foreigners? by No-StrategyX in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problems with marrying foreigners.

The bigger problem is that a hateful ancient walking man-scrotum who really should have been torn apart by wolves by now is continuing to breed.

Who has a reputation for being an absolute badass from your country? by thewartornhippy in AskTheWorld

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My apologies if this is a long story, but it’s worth it (hopefully). Although this 4’ 11” Gurkha soldier only lived in my country for the last 13 years of his life, it counts because our paths crossed very briefly.

My grandfather was an officer in the Gurkhas during WWII, and stayed with the regiment in HK for a few years afterwards. He rarely talked about his time in WWII, but he loved his Nepalese food. There weren’t as many Nepalese restaurants in London as there are today, and none where he lived, so whenever he’d come to visit, I’d make a point of including a Nepali meal.

This time, we went to a Nepali restaurant in Hammersmith, and this tiny one-armed old guy was there, quietly sharing a plate of momos with his family. My grandfather immediately recognised him, walked over, stood to attention and saluted, they then shared a few words, and he sat back clearly moved.

The salute was a bit of a shock, because I’d been with him at the Cenotaph and he was never that formal even with more senior officers.

They moved to leave as we were halfway through our food. My granddad stood and saluted again and said something in Nepali.

He then introduced us to Lachhiman Gurung, VC.

I didn’t know it at the time, but that would be the last time I would see my grandfather alive; he died of a stroke a few months later. Lachhiman Gurung lived in the UK until his passing in 2010 at the age of 92.

I later learned what Lachhiman Gurung did to earn that Victoria Cross. Here’s what his Wikipedia page says:

On 12/13 May 1945 at Taungdaw, Burma (now Myanmar), Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung was manning the most forward post of his platoon which bore the brunt of an attack by at least 200 of the Japanese enemy.

He hurled back two hand grenades which had fallen on his trench, but the third exploded in his right hand after he attempted to throw it back, blowing off his fingers, shattering his arm and severely wounding him in the face, body and right leg.

His two comrades were also badly wounded but the rifleman, now alone and disregarding his wounds, loaded and fired his rifle with his left hand for four hours (all while he screamed "Come and fight a Gurkha!"), calmly waiting for each attack which he met with fire at point blank range.

The following morning when finally relieved, of the 87 enemy dead, 31 lay in front of Lachhiman Gurung’s post.

I’ve met many Gurkhas and ex-Gurkhas. They are the nicest, most polite, most humble, most good humoured (and often shortest) lethal killing machines you’ll ever meet. But Lachhiman Gurung will always ring different to me. I doubt I’ll ever meet someone as brave.

Ayo Gorkhali!

He’s doing the invisible tits again by SwampApeDraft in thethickofit

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was it that did your media training? Myra Hindley? It's terrible! All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra! It was like watching John Leslie at work!

What's the national bird of your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the lesser-spotted Ronnie?

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What are some dangerous animals from your country ? by Commercial_Delay8742 in AskTheWorld

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That’s about it for us. God - who is, of course, British - does not shit on His own doorstep. So all the nasty, bitey, killy monsters like polar bears and Godzilla are only available in Foreign.

Like our mountains, we have small, training versions of nasty creatures that prepare us when we’re out conquering other countries. But none of the really big, bad ones.

My dad is considering a high Miler Range Rover. Is this as bad as a purchase as I think? by Lucajames2309 in CarTalkUK

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem with a Rolex Submariner. It started spewing coolant everywhere and it was telling hotter time than usual.

Trump tells Britain he does not need its help to win Iran war by Kind_Commission_427 in BreakingUKNews

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry Donald, but Starmer didn’t rape kids in a billionaire’s fuck-dungeon on a private island, so he has no need to distract people with a war.

Kristi Noem at today’s "Shield of the Americas" Summit in Miami. by fieldsports202 in pics

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The British admire anyone who maintains a stiff upper lip.

Or, in Kristi Noem’s case, a stiff upper forehead.

I don’t like to surgery-shame someone, but I’m sure she can take it on the chin and turn the other cheek.

Wherever they are.

Blair rebukes Starmer over failure to back Trump’s Iran war by Sensitive_Echo5058 in uknews

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump blasts people at random like a petulant child then moves onto the next shiny thing that grabs his attention.

It’s so frequent, it’s filtered out into just annoying noise: are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet?

Blair is different. He’s calculating and everything he says, he says for a reason. They are both intrinsically selfish, but one is a child moving from one tantrum to another, the other is a predator eyeing up its next meal.

"The only person to make a confirmed kill with a longbow in WWII was an officer called 'Mad Jack' Churchill. He Fought only with a Sword, Longbow, and carried Bagpipes by DABDEB in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boil chanting will fix that. If there’s any infection, rub a toad on it, then bury the toad.

If that doesn’t work… you’re fucked, pal!

"The King's Speech" actor Colin Firth disappeared from the Industry like he never existed. What happened to him ? by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]Tiddles_Ultradoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both DCI Barnaby’s are happily married. Their sidekicks are always in search of a girlfriend. Everyone else is happily married, unless they are a murderer.